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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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[deuteranope]

[Zoom, look at him go... Maverick smirks a little as he watches him.]

Sure, 20 questions. [He was going to give him snacks anyway, so??? He literally has nothing to lose. It sounds more fun to do it this way, too.] Go for it.

[suddenlybees]

Question number one~! Is it somewhere in town?

[ Do they get to take the bus again!! Buses are the best, he likes pulling the cord. ]

[deuteranope]

Uhh, technically? I don't know. It might be outside the border.

[But: yes, they get to take the bus.]

Question number two?

[suddenlybees]

You don't know exactly where we're going?

[ That's question number two. ]

[deuteranope]

[this is a terrible question number two]

I know where we're going, dickhead, I don't know Soleil's official boundaries.

[suddenlybees]

[ But it's somewhere on the outskirts... In the middle of nowhere and he could disappear without a trace and nobody would ever find out, pinky promise be damned. ]

Is it in the mountains?

[deuteranope]

Do I look like I wanna fucking go hiking in the mountains today? No, dummy. That's three questions down.

[suddenlybees]

Alright, alright, next question. How come you don't like hiking? It's great fun! The fresh air, and the... [ what else is there ] the dirt!

[deuteranope]

Wow. You've fucking swayed me.

[That was such a lovely job selling it to him, just...gosh. Let him go buy hiking boots right now.]

Pretty sure that's not how 20 questions works, either. Stay on task, cricket.

[suddenlybees]

[ He thinks he'd rather go get lost in the mountains than wherever Maverick is dragging him out to, but maybe if he stalls enough he can get the right location by the 20th question once they're on the way and he can cheat off whatever's at the end of the bus route. ]

It's 20 questions, I ask 20 questions and you're obligated to answer them~ Truthfully, with no passes!! That's how I've always played it!

[deuteranope]

[That's a lot of effort to go through when he could have just asked him straight out instead of prattling on and suggesting a game in the first place.]

20 related questions. Don't have to be an expert to figure that one out. Next?

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano is physically incapable of asking anything straight out, so they must both suffer. ]

Fine, alright... Is it some place outdoors? 'cause if it's indoors and there's an admission fee, I'm telling you right now I have no money on me!

[deuteranope]

Cricket, by this point I don't ever expect you to fucking have money on you. It's outdoors, no admission fee. Next!

[suddenlybees]

[ This is good; that means anywhere they go from now on that requires money, Maverick will have to treat him. Gotta save every bit of bus fare that he can. ]

Somewhere outdoors, near the edge of town, but not in the mountains... Are we... maybe... playing in traffic??

[deuteranope]

[This is what he gets for being a secret softie.]

Ooh, strangely you're actually getting warmer. But no.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano claps his hands together in delight, because there is a one step association from traffic to-- ]

A motorbike shop!!!!!!

[deuteranope]

[...Well. Yeah, a lot would be outside.]

It ain't that grand a fucking gift.

[Mm. Kind of a bummer, and now he feels weirdly self conscious about the destination and the decision to play this stupid game. It was like he was hyping up a big shitty box of nothing. But maybe there will be a motorbike there and he can take pictures of Kano pretending to ride it, or something... Mentally crossing imaginary fingers for a shitty motorbike.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh. Oh, okay, what's a step down from a motorbike? ]

A regular bike shop?

[ Because he's never really ridden a bicycle, either, and maybe he should take his grand scheme one step at a time and learn how to balance on one of those first. ]

[deuteranope]

No shops.

[Just. gonna cut him off that line of thought.]

What fucking number are we on?

[suddenlybees]

Three.

[ He doesn't know, but outdoors, something to do with traffic, it's around three-ish. ]

Is iiiiiitt... a pony ride?

[deuteranope]

It's not fucking three.

[Feels like...at least twelve. He knows it's less than that, though. Unfortunately.]

Horses are assholes, so ponies are miniature assholes, so no.

[suddenlybees]

Aw, what do you have against horses?

[ They're... kinda big and could probably kill a man with a single kick of their hind legs, but scary doesn't mean assholes. 20 questions is tough, though, when he's got so little to work with.

A gift. Outside. Traffic. Maybe the association isn't with vehicles, but the traffic lights? Traffic signs?? ]

Hm~ Did you find an abandoned stop sign somewhere, 'cause that'd be pretty cool to have! I could hang it on my door~

[deuteranope]

Designed by the devil. I'm counting that as a question.

[Question number Who Actually Knows, so it doesn't matter, but it's the principle of the thing. The next guess is encouraging again.]

There might be one. Definitely gotta have some kind of sign somewhere.

[suddenlybees]

[ Good, good, he's in the right direction again! It's not a sign shop, though that'd be cool to find and get a whole stack of stop signs. Outdoors means Maverick's not dragging him to a hellhole that's the French equivalent of a DMV. ]

Is it a normal, everyday neighborhood and we're stealing stop signs?

[deuteranope]

[Mav doesn’t hate Kano!!! DMV experiences are only for those that deserve to suffer or otherwise don’t have a choice in it.]

I’m not fucking fourteen anymore.