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Then that's what we'll do~ You've got to choke down at least two scoops before we go home, okay!?

[ Off he goes!! He won't know the best place to get ice cream, but he knows the cheapest, the place with the crunchiest waffle cone which is unarguably the best part about ice cream anyways, which he's going to crunch on plain while he makes Maverick pour beer over his. ]

[HE'S NOT GONNA POUR BEER INTO A CONE HE'D HAVE TO BE DRUNK ALREADY TO DO THAT]

Like scoop scoops or spoon scoops?

[ Kano will pour beer into Maverick's cone. ]

Like scoop scoops. You know, with the-

[ He opens and closes his hand, which is supposed to him using an ice cream scooper, the kind where you press the thing on the side and the scoop slides out, I don't know how to describe it. ]

[does he want it dumped on his head in retaliation........]

Uh...huh. [He gets it, it just looks silly.]

So I have to have the ice cream before the beer float? What's the fucking point...

No, it's like- have you never had a root beer float? You throw the ice cream in with the beer and let it melt and it gets all foamy! And then you eat the foam!!

[ The only part of the root beer float worth eating, the foam. ]

You eat the foam.

[JUST THE FOAM??? Just the foam...]

But okay, so the two scoops I have to choke down get to be the beer scoops, not just regular-ass scoops? I hate being sucked into the world in your head, it's so fucking confusing.

You eat the foam. That's created by two scoops of ice cream in beer.

[ He shakes his head and takes Maverick's wrist in his hand so he can run/march him to whatever store is the closest. ]

Don't worry about the logistics! I'll make it for you! I'm good at mixing drinks!

[aughhhh well, whatever. This is better than being steered by the shoulders.]

After last time? No thanks, I can handle it.

It wasn't that bad last time! Didn't you finish it?

[ He vaguely remembers asking/forcing Maverick to finish that awful drink, expecting him to dump it down the sink while he was in his room before meeting back up with him. ]

Yeah, I'm not a fucking coward. Of course I finished it. Doesn't mean I'm gonna subject myself to another one without good reason.

You drank that first one for no good reason.

I said "another," didn't I? Keep up.

[He felt...really bad that night, it wasn't like he could feel much worse.]

[ That's true, the drink couldn't make anything worse, I hope Kano fake-falling off the roof was the highlight of Maverick's night that night. ]

Haha, so you learned your lesson from the first one~ Too bad!! I would've put a lot more effort into it if I knew you'd only drink the one!

[Honestly, it was the pinkie promise before the drink that was the highlight. That or when Rex dropped half a snowman on him. That was pretty damn good.]

Aaand I said "without good reason." The real fucking thing I learned is that nothing is ever an impossibility when it fucking comes to you. I'm leaving the option open. Just not tonight, with this particular drink.

Haha... it took you long enough to learn that~

[ He'll make things happen and things will go his way, in the end, with the long game that he prefers to play. The short term just keep throwing a wrench into his plans, from the people he meet to the places they drag him out to- and this isn't an exception. How's he supposed to properly mope if Mav's taking him out to junkyards and buying him ice cream? Kano wasn't supposed to make friends in this school he never intended to make it to graduation in the first place, what a problem this has all become. ]

I guess I'll have to poison you some other day.

[Hey, Mav's with him on that one -- except for him, the only focus was the whole graduating thing. How dare this rugrat distract him from that, and make him actually consider the end of the world as something he could try to take part in preventing? It'd be nice...to graduate alongside Kano, he thinks. Though that means not catching up in his year.]

There you go, that's the spirit. Kinda fucks up your plan when you just straight-up tell me, though.

[ Graduating alongside Kano would mean being held back even more years, because there comes to a point in one's education where one can't just skate by exams by answering things intuitively, and the end of high school is about where it is. ]

It's called fair warning~ Prepare to die by my hand, Maverick Marten-Taylor.

[Let him dream. And let him try!!!]

Damn. That's cold. I'm buying you ice cream, dude.

...You're pardoned from death until after the ice cream.

[Just uh...gonna tug Kano's hand.]

You know, that'd be a good reason to not get you ice cream...? I'll be forever-pardoned.

[ Oh. Hmm. He takes Maverick's hand— laces his fingers with his and everything- and squeezes. ]

Hot 'bout like this, then~ Buy me ice cream every day or die!

[s c r e a m that's not at all what he was trying to do!!!! Boy really is trying to kill him, huh...]

Mmm, pass. Once a month?

[ That'll teach Maverick not to touch him unless he wants Kano to destroy everything he loves. ]

Haggling for your life, huh? Haha, how bold~!

[ But does Kano want to eat ice cream/foam/waffle cones every single day? No, that's the quickest way to ruin something. ]

Hm, hm~ Once a week, and it doesn't have to be ice cream, final offer~

[He thought he was safe already being dragged along!! Life is so hard. He really, really hates how he's thinking about the temperature of Kano's hand against his own and the difference in where their skin is touching and where his fingerless gloves act as a thin barrier. He hates it so much.]

Deal. Because I basically already buy you some fucking thing once a week, don't I?

[ Maverick is never safe, ever, not when Kano is here with his cold fingers but warm palms, squeezing Maverick's hand tightly so he can't pull away. ]

Yep, that's right~ And I already don't kill you once a week, so it's like nothing changes. Easy, easy~ The contract is sealed~

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