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[squints!!!]

I don't really want to fucking answer that.

[IT SEEMS UNWISE... Ugh, it would be good to cap it out, though...]

Let's say if you manage to make me spend more than €25 at fucking McDo, I'll be impressed but not too fucking happy.

[ That's honestly a lot higher than he was expecting, which is basically two mugs of beer and two ice cream cones, probably not more than five euros total. ]

I'll take that challenge~ You'll be helping me eat everything, so don't be too upset!

[Kano is a pit. He mentally inflated for three full meals, basically.]

That wasn't a goddamn invitation to go nuts. I just think you're already fucking nuts enough to do that.

Yeah, but don't let me get away with things~ It's on you to say no, so enforce your limits when you need to!

[ He's a demanding little shit, but only because nobody tells him no. Anyways, McD's in front of them, Maverick's hand get squeezed extra tight because once they get through the door he's not allowed to make a scene in public and leave. ]

[scream..............]

Right. Don't act fucking scandalized if I veto part of our order, then. Say the shit you want most up front.

[ If he doesn't scream out loud, Kano won't know, so hang in there. ]

Soft serve vanilla ice cream in a waffle cone and rainbow sprinkles.

[he doesn't know what he expected

Do they even have sprinkles? He doesn't think they have sprinkles...but honestly he wants to see Kano ask for sprinkles and either get his sprinkles, proving him wrong, or have to be told by some poor minimum wage sop that sorry, sir, they don't have sprinkles, did you want a McFlurry instead, those have candy pieces.]

With or without a toy?

[ Yells, what sort of fast food place has beer but no sprinkles... He's going to have to request the worker there to crush up candy pieces into sprinkle sized bits. ]

With a toy~ But that comes after the ice cream! Priority-wise, it's like this: ice cream, toy, fries, hash browns, nuggets, milk, beer.

Why do you want fries and hash browns? [hang on] What the fuck is up with you and fries?

[Order will shake out more like ice cream x2, toy, fries, nuggets (to be shared), beer. Kano's got water and soda from the backpack picnic, he doesn't need a drink, let alone any beer.]

What do you have against fries? They're different things, anyways. Fries are long and thin, hash browns are flat and crunchy...

[ Fries are something cheap and easy he could buy on his own with pocket money if there was nothing left in the house, and it's comfort food! There's never a bad time for comfort food.

He lets Maverick do all the talking for placing the order, but also without ever letting go of his hand. ]

You don't need to fucking explain McDo's to me?

[Being used to the idea of unwanted attention, it isn't until he goes to dig out his wallet that another giant wave of embarrassment comes crashing down on him. Wh-why is he still being like this...]

Hey, honey bunny? [he's gonna try taking him down with him because suffering alone is the worst] Mind giving my hand back to me for ten seconds?

[ Oh fuck, don't call him that... The only thing that saves Kano is the fact that he can be utterly mortified and still nothing shows up on his face because he makes it that way, laughing without a single waver in his voice and not a twitch in his hand that mercifully lets go, but only so he can link arms with Maverick instead. ]

Aw, alright. But I'm counting down, sweet pea~ Ten... nine... eight...

[Mission accomplished... Damn, this kid's either fearless or an excellent actor, though. Mav's focusing on how impressed he is over this dumb thing so he doesn't have to pull a face over "sweet pea" or regret the foolish flirting coming out of his dumb mouth while he pays.]

Don't worry, you can have it back to do whatever pleases you soon.

[bleh. They are the worst couple. Mav hates them. The employee also probably hates them. Get them their food so they can die already..]

[ There's a reason why he got recruited into the theater club, though his acting skills are wasted due to the fact that he never plans to be one of the actors on stage; his acting skills will only ever be used for dumb things like this, an iron will that roots him to the spot while he holds onto Maverick's arm so he isn't tempted to turn around and walk away like he really really wants to do, god, fuck, he's really glad nobody else talks to him like this, ever. ]

Shh, don't say that here, save it for tonight~ I was hoping for more than a hand to please me...

[ He also never wants to talk like this ever again, he can never come back to this McDonalds ever again in his life. ]

[Woof. Okay, Kano wins this one, on account of the fact that Maverick can't pretend he didn't just choke on his own flustered surprise or that his tone has been knocked off its usual casual lilt.]

I don't know how we ever leave the house... [actual translation: why the fuck does anyone let Kano out in public ever, never mind that he started it

Actually -- ] Can you add, like, three more beers? Sorry.

Edited 2019-03-17 19:51 (UTC)

[ I can't believe the only way Maverick can get through the rest of the evening is to try to get drunk off beer. ]

Haha, it's hard, isn't it~? But sometimes we just have to give in to our insatiable urges... for fries.

[ He hates being out in public but he will do it for fries. ]

[He's going to die, he might as well???]

Right...

[Yeah, he's. He's done. He's been defeated. But he's got his change and it's been more than ten seconds, so if Kano wants to grab his hand again, it's there for the taking.]

[ He will take his hand and take the slip of paper with their number and lead Maverick over to one of the booths, urging Maverick to sit down first and slide all the way over so Kano can sit next to him and pin him against himself and the wall, instead of sitting across from him. ]

...Ugh, I'm so tired. You're exhausting, Mav.

[ He says, still holding hands. ]

[WHY]

Oh, I'm the exhausting one?! [He needs to put his head down on the table for a while, after that...]

Yep, that's right~ It's not a bad thing, [ he has to add at the end, though, because it's not.

Exhausting is at least better than nothing, which is what he feels sometimes around other people. This is a good sort of exhausting, the sort that comes with being engaged and wanting to pull out his hair at the same time. ]

[A good way to put it, and a sentiment Mav would understand all too well if he wasn't giving a dismissive grumble.]

You really gotta still be holding my hand, man? Fuck're you doing?

Hm... You don't act like you entirely hate it? So it's fine, isn't it? Like how it is with Nana-chan.

[ There's always that weird look that passes over her face whenever he takes her hand, but she never makes it out to be a bad thing, and she always looks happy for it, so??? Kano's doing the same thing to Maverick because he hasn't yet broken his fingers. ]

[Oh? That pulls him out of his tired misery a bit. Maverick looks up at the other with a raised eyebrow.]

You and banana jammer walk around holding hands?

[ ...This was a terrible, horrible mistake. ]

I wonder how long it'll take for our food to be ready?

[OH???]

Holy shit, you walk around fucking holding fucking hands. Do you like Nana?

[He's leaning in to push back against the pinning and now gripping his hand back, grin one part elated, one part confused, and one part smug bastard. Does Kano? have a crush??]

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