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[Mission accomplished... Damn, this kid's either fearless or an excellent actor, though. Mav's focusing on how impressed he is over this dumb thing so he doesn't have to pull a face over "sweet pea" or regret the foolish flirting coming out of his dumb mouth while he pays.]

Don't worry, you can have it back to do whatever pleases you soon.

[bleh. They are the worst couple. Mav hates them. The employee also probably hates them. Get them their food so they can die already..]

[ There's a reason why he got recruited into the theater club, though his acting skills are wasted due to the fact that he never plans to be one of the actors on stage; his acting skills will only ever be used for dumb things like this, an iron will that roots him to the spot while he holds onto Maverick's arm so he isn't tempted to turn around and walk away like he really really wants to do, god, fuck, he's really glad nobody else talks to him like this, ever. ]

Shh, don't say that here, save it for tonight~ I was hoping for more than a hand to please me...

[ He also never wants to talk like this ever again, he can never come back to this McDonalds ever again in his life. ]

[Woof. Okay, Kano wins this one, on account of the fact that Maverick can't pretend he didn't just choke on his own flustered surprise or that his tone has been knocked off its usual casual lilt.]

I don't know how we ever leave the house... [actual translation: why the fuck does anyone let Kano out in public ever, never mind that he started it

Actually -- ] Can you add, like, three more beers? Sorry.

Edited 2019-03-17 19:51 (UTC)

[ I can't believe the only way Maverick can get through the rest of the evening is to try to get drunk off beer. ]

Haha, it's hard, isn't it~? But sometimes we just have to give in to our insatiable urges... for fries.

[ He hates being out in public but he will do it for fries. ]

[He's going to die, he might as well???]

Right...

[Yeah, he's. He's done. He's been defeated. But he's got his change and it's been more than ten seconds, so if Kano wants to grab his hand again, it's there for the taking.]

[ He will take his hand and take the slip of paper with their number and lead Maverick over to one of the booths, urging Maverick to sit down first and slide all the way over so Kano can sit next to him and pin him against himself and the wall, instead of sitting across from him. ]

...Ugh, I'm so tired. You're exhausting, Mav.

[ He says, still holding hands. ]

[WHY]

Oh, I'm the exhausting one?! [He needs to put his head down on the table for a while, after that...]

Yep, that's right~ It's not a bad thing, [ he has to add at the end, though, because it's not.

Exhausting is at least better than nothing, which is what he feels sometimes around other people. This is a good sort of exhausting, the sort that comes with being engaged and wanting to pull out his hair at the same time. ]

[A good way to put it, and a sentiment Mav would understand all too well if he wasn't giving a dismissive grumble.]

You really gotta still be holding my hand, man? Fuck're you doing?

Hm... You don't act like you entirely hate it? So it's fine, isn't it? Like how it is with Nana-chan.

[ There's always that weird look that passes over her face whenever he takes her hand, but she never makes it out to be a bad thing, and she always looks happy for it, so??? Kano's doing the same thing to Maverick because he hasn't yet broken his fingers. ]

[Oh? That pulls him out of his tired misery a bit. Maverick looks up at the other with a raised eyebrow.]

You and banana jammer walk around holding hands?

[ ...This was a terrible, horrible mistake. ]

I wonder how long it'll take for our food to be ready?

[OH???]

Holy shit, you walk around fucking holding fucking hands. Do you like Nana?

[He's leaning in to push back against the pinning and now gripping his hand back, grin one part elated, one part confused, and one part smug bastard. Does Kano? have a crush??]

Oh my god, leave me alone, I hold hands with you, don't I???

[ Let him go!! he needs to go stand over there by the counter to wait for their food so he doesn't have to talk about this. ]

[aaaaa no! He's latching onto Kano's arm with both of his, now.]

You also say stupid dirty shit to me! But when it's about Nana, you try to run away!

[ He wishes he had a hacksaw so he can remove this arm of his. ]

If I'm saying that stuff to you and not her, wouldn't you normally think—- Ugh, never mind!! I'm not running away! I need to go wash my hands before we eat! Hygiene, Mav!!

[uh no because no one could seriously flirt with him, duh???

also "hygiene" his ass, Mr. "two days off the ground makes food okay to eat".]

Oh? Well, then I need to, too! And I can come with you~

[Ha! Can't escape.]

[ The tilde in his voice is the worst! That's Kano's thing!! This is the worst.

But at least he can get up and make his way to the bathroom and pray that there's an open window or one he can kick through and escape from— no such luck, just urinals and stalls and sinks. He turns on the water full blast so he can drown out any attempt at conversation. Gotta wash his hands real well!! This is going to take a while! Mav should just go sit down after he's done!!! ]

[That would be kind of him, but Mav likes to pretend he's not kind, so he leans against the wall next to the drying stations with a playful grin on his face, fully intending to wait there as long as he needs to, even if it means they end up tossing their food because obviously the person who ordered it left and isn't coming back (or, if you're the weary employee that sat through their order in the first place, obviously the person who ordered it is in the bathroom getting handsy with his partner because they were a couple of useless horny teens and wow, they really don't get paid enough to deal with customers some days).

Maverick is oblivious to their misery, basking instead in Kano's. Kano likes Nana, Kano likes Nana~]

[ It's so tempting to smash Maverick's face into the sink. Maverick was hoping to have Kano vent his anger and frustrations today, right? Well, here it is, all the internal screaming he didn't know he had in him.

No, wait, calm down, Shuuya. As of right now, he has two options. He can kill Maverick, or... he can kill Maverick. No way around it, Maverick has to die.

Slowly, he turns off the water, and wipes his hands on his pants, because screw hygiene, hygiene can't save him now. ]

...I'm saying you're wrong. Nana-chan's a friend. But the reason why I hold hands with you, and say dirty things to you, and always want to be with you... you know...

[ ........this is the angle he's going for. this is the only way he knows how to save himself. ]

[Nope. Too bad. Given everything, Maverick doesn't buy it at all. This wasn't Toki thoughtlessly rambling and letting something slip, this was a clever little cricket with his back against the wall doing what he could to escape.

And so it takes him a while to reply to that because he has to stop laughing first. Genuine, delighted laughter, if that helps at all...?]

Ohhh my god, I can't believe you'd rather have me thinking that steaming pile of bullcrap over admitting you got a little fucking crush. It's not like I wouldn't fucking get it, she's cute and super fucking nice! It's adorable.

[ God. He was banking on Maverick getting flustered about it, but he really is adamantly against any notion of him being lovable, isn't he?! But it doesn't work and all Kano can do is stand there in defeat as Maverick has the time of his life. Terrible, awful, but a little part of him is happy for Maverick anyways. ]

I'm going to stab you with my waffle cone, Mav. Why can't you just let me pretend to be in love with you and let's not talk about this crush I may or may not have.

[He snickers some more, but you know what? That's good enough for him and possibly as close as he was going to get to the truth, so he goes over and throws an arm around Kano's shoulder.]

Sure thing, babe~ Let's go get you a nice, sharp waffle cone.

With sprinkles. I'm devastated now, Mav, so you're obligated to comfort me.

[ He hates himself so much, hates those arms around his shoulders, so he's going to wrap an arm around Maverick's waist and push out the bathroom door just like this, sorry all you McDonald's employees for having to see this. ]

Yeah, yeah. With sprinkles. Just lemme get most of this beer out of the way so we can get going and get you some proper sprinkles, okay?

[Ah, this has been such a nice boost to his energy again, outside perception of what this probably looks like be damned.]

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