[Honestly, it was the pinkie promise before the drink that was the highlight. That or when Rex dropped half a snowman on him. That was pretty damn good.]
Aaand I said "without good reason." The real fucking thing I learned is that nothing is ever an impossibility when it fucking comes to you. I'm leaving the option open. Just not tonight, with this particular drink.
[ He'll make things happen and things will go his way, in the end, with the long game that he prefers to play. The short term just keep throwing a wrench into his plans, from the people he meet to the places they drag him out to- and this isn't an exception. How's he supposed to properly mope if Mav's taking him out to junkyards and buying him ice cream? Kano wasn't supposed to make friends in this school he never intended to make it to graduation in the first place, what a problem this has all become. ]
[Hey, Mav's with him on that one -- except for him, the only focus was the whole graduating thing. How dare this rugrat distract him from that, and make him actually consider the end of the world as something he could try to take part in preventing? It'd be nice...to graduate alongside Kano, he thinks. Though that means not catching up in his year.]
There you go, that's the spirit. Kinda fucks up your plan when you just straight-up tell me, though.
[ Graduating alongside Kano would mean being held back even more years, because there comes to a point in one's education where one can't just skate by exams by answering things intuitively, and the end of high school is about where it is. ]
It's called fair warning~ Prepare to die by my hand, Maverick Marten-Taylor.
[He thought he was safe already being dragged along!! Life is so hard. He really, really hates how he's thinking about the temperature of Kano's hand against his own and the difference in where their skin is touching and where his fingerless gloves act as a thin barrier. He hates it so much.]
Deal. Because I basically already buy you some fucking thing once a week, don't I?
[Eugh. People being that cold is a fuzzy memory, but still a bad one, and combined with Kano's glibness... Good thing he didn't have any of the snacks earlier, because otherwise he would be feeling them churn unpleasantly in his stomach.]
Can you, like, fucking not joke about shit like that?
[ The killing thing or- the contract, probably? Ramona said something about that, that Maverick would probably hate him if he learned that Kano's contracted, and twice over in the near future, at that. It'd be really funny to joke around and pretend that he's a demon himself, but he really doesn't want Maverick to hate him, so he just swings their hands high back and forth as they walk, motion to distract where his words cannot. ]
Alright, alright~ Shall we pinky promise instead? Would that be better?
[The very little amount of Ramona inside me would like to make it clear that she didn't say he'd hate him specifically!!! It just freaks him out. And if he pretended to be the demon, yeah, he'd probably hate him, then, because who does that? (Kano. Kano does that.)
Anyway, now he's being called out on his preferred method of deal-making and that's no good, either? So he'll just grumble and look vaguely embarrassed in an angry way. Don't make fun of him and his dumb love of soft, intimate, hand-related shit...........]
[ Freaking him out for real and on purpose is different than freaking him out for real and on purpose and as a joke, and Kano's convinced Maverick would definitely hate him if he gave any indication he's anything but a basic Candle.
The vaguely embarrassed grumbly face is very telling, anyways, so Kano turns around so he's walking backwards and still holding onto Maverick's hand, but reaches for his other with his pinky to hook them. ]
Like this is alright? I could cross my heart, too~
[ But he takes Maverick's other hand and brings it up to his chest so he can cross their hands over his heart, he doesn't mind being stupid so long as he's not hated. ]
[ugh!!! this stupid bastard. Promise now carved into their souls, as far as he's concerned, he takes his hand back and tries to flick Kano in the forehead. Brat!!]
[ A hand coming towards his face makes him flinch and squeeze his eyes shut to steel himself for a harder blow that doesn't come, but at least the flick isn't hard enough to break through his illusion of a smile. ]
Yep, it's not too far~ A super fancyyyy [ drumroll ] McDonald's!!
[ Which is apparently actually super fancy compared to what we have here, and they sometimes have both ice cream and beer. Wild ]
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[He felt...really bad that night, it wasn't like he could feel much worse.]
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Haha, so you learned your lesson from the first one~ Too bad!! I would've put a lot more effort into it if I knew you'd only drink the one!
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Aaand I said "without good reason." The real fucking thing I learned is that nothing is ever an impossibility when it fucking comes to you. I'm leaving the option open. Just not tonight, with this particular drink.
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[ He'll make things happen and things will go his way, in the end, with the long game that he prefers to play. The short term just keep throwing a wrench into his plans, from the people he meet to the places they drag him out to- and this isn't an exception. How's he supposed to properly mope if Mav's taking him out to junkyards and buying him ice cream? Kano wasn't supposed to make friends in this school he never intended to make it to graduation in the first place, what a problem this has all become. ]
I guess I'll have to poison you some other day.
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There you go, that's the spirit. Kinda fucks up your plan when you just straight-up tell me, though.
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It's called fair warning~ Prepare to die by my hand, Maverick Marten-Taylor.
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Damn. That's cold. I'm buying you ice cream, dude.
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You know, that'd be a good reason to not get you ice cream...? I'll be forever-pardoned.
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Hot 'bout like this, then~ Buy me ice cream every day or die!
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Mmm, pass. Once a month?
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Haggling for your life, huh? Haha, how bold~!
[ But does Kano want to eat ice cream/foam/waffle cones every single day? No, that's the quickest way to ruin something. ]
Hm, hm~ Once a week, and it doesn't have to be ice cream, final offer~
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Deal. Because I basically already buy you some fucking thing once a week, don't I?
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Yep, that's right~ And I already don't kill you once a week, so it's like nothing changes. Easy, easy~ The contract is sealed~
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Can you, like, fucking not joke about shit like that?
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Alright, alright~ Shall we pinky promise instead? Would that be better?
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Anyway, now he's being called out on his preferred method of deal-making and that's no good, either? So he'll just grumble and look vaguely embarrassed in an angry way. Don't make fun of him and his dumb love of soft, intimate, hand-related shit...........]
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The vaguely embarrassed grumbly face is very telling, anyways, so Kano turns around so he's walking backwards and still holding onto Maverick's hand, but reaches for his other with his pinky to hook them. ]
Like this is alright? I could cross my heart, too~
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You're so fucking stupid.
[he says, holding out his own pinkie.]
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[ But he takes Maverick's other hand and brings it up to his chest so he can cross their hands over his heart, he doesn't mind being stupid so long as he's not hated. ]
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Got a place in mind?
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Yep, it's not too far~ A super fancyyyy [ drumroll ] McDonald's!!
[ Which is apparently actually super fancy compared to what we have here, and they sometimes have both ice cream and beer. Wild ]
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...Am I getting you a happy meal? [Do you want the toy, too?]
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Will you buy me a happy meal? I'll let you eat it if I can have the toy.
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also I disco'd you unimportant stuff
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