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You should've busted her. Isn't she just mad 'cause you didn't play with her?

[ Beat each other senseless, somebody loses a tooth, and everybody's happier for it. When it comes to Ellie, at least, Kano is keenly aware that the very worst thing anybody can do to her is ignore her, so if Maverick was playing nice just because she's younger, that's a very good reason why Ellie would've gotten upset. ]

How the hell should I fucking know? [Anyway...] I'm eighteen, I can't just mess around with a kid however 'cuz I feel like it. I get in trouble for enough shit already.

Uh. Yeah you can, you can mess with her as much as you want. Who's she supposed to tell on you to, anyways? Me???

[ He can't do jack shit. Imelda, maybe, Minako, definitely, but the point of it is that she doesn't have anybody to go crying to and that's just how they all grew up. ]

Fun doesn't stop when you hit eighteen, anyways!! You don't just stop playing around 'cause you're too old, that's too sad, don't be like that!

If I were scared of you, cricket, I wouldn't fucking teach you how to break tempered glass easy at spitting.

[There is a certain level of terror...but it's definitely not about Kano being a big bro type.]

Just gotta weigh the likelihood of getting arrested or not, kiddo.

[ Kano would be the worst big brother... he tries, but in such a roundabout way, he might as well not try and leave it to actual caretaker-type people, like Maverick and his teaching Kano how to be a criminal. ]

Hm~ I don't think she'd do that~ I won't call the police on you either? So it's alright if you're mean to me.

[Again...not too fucking concerned about Kano...]

Mean more like it's kinda fucking sketchy for an adult to be beating up or tailing a kid her age, and there are assholes that actually keep an eye out for shit around here, but what the fuck ever. Just means I'm more likely to babysit the two of you than just her.

[ He has to stare at Maverick for a moment. ]

Heh... You aren't exactly the picture of adulthood, so sometimes I forget. [ that he's an old fogey ]

But I don't need babysitting~ I'm old enough to take care of myself, right? I've somehow managed to survive as long as I have, haven't I? It's not like I eat things off the ground and stick forks into outlets! Have some faith in me, Mav!

[gosh kano, is he a baby or a grandpa!!!! pick one]

I feel like you definitely eat things off the ground, or at least pick it up and save it for when you forget it was on the ground.

[ ......... that's probably true, he's eaten ground jerky before. ]

Okay, but if something wasn't on the ground for the past two days, it resets itself and is fine to eat again.

[mmmmmmm]

Level with me, do you ever get sick? Just how fucking unfair is life?

Haha, of course I get sick~ What's the usual rate? A cold every other year? Or something like that~ Isn't that what they say, though? Idiots don't catch colds~

[ Not very often and never very badly, which is a plus in his favor considering he probably had an anti-vaxxer mother, who wouldn't bring him to a hospital or clinic if it meant other people could see the cuts and bruises all over his body when he was little. Eating weird things aside, he made sure not to get sick for that express reason of never needing to go to a hospital, and even after daemon contracts happened, the habit of taking care of himself stuck in that manner. ]

Ugh, is that fucking a thing? No wonder...

[Come to think of it, his healthiest years were the ones he was riding with his last friend group, hitting things (property things, not junkyard things) with bats.]

Well, as long as some of the fucking laws of the universe apply to you, I guess I'm good with that.

Gravity still has a hold on me, last I checked, but I'm working on something to counter that~ Death will probably be pretty soon, but— ah, there's taxes, right? I won't ever pay taxes!

[ Even if he manages to get a job, he'll resort to tax evasion. Toki's promised to bail him for everything outside of murder, after all, so he isn't afraid. ]

[WORRYING...little antigravity space crickets. gross.]

Yeah, yeah. Not fucking surprised. [He taps his bat against his toes before looking around.] Got some good shots. Anything else you wanna do?

[ What's worrying is what Kano has in his possession: a rune that hurtles the user two kilometers into the air for them to plummet back to earth, it was not fun times the last time he had to use it. ]

Hm, hmm~ What to do?

[ His pockets are satisfied and so is he, so Kano starts off towards the exit. ]

It'll be that, right? Let's get ice cream on the way home~

[It'll be that... like that's that? or it'll be That? things are so suspicious...!

And...ice cream... He sighs and shakes his head.]

Yeah, fine, even though it's too cold for ice cream. [And ice cream is too sweet... Maybe they can find a place with something weird like mint or coffee where it won't just be sweet.]

[ Like that... Like something in Kano's own internal monologue he keeps to himself and doesn't share with the rest of the world, along with why right now in the middle of winter is the perfect time to get ice cream. ]

Yessssssss~ Spot me, okay? I'll pay you back someday!!

Yeah, you can say that as much as you want, but it won't make me believe it more?

[He was fully expecting to pay for it, don't worry.]

Aw, what would it take for you to believe me? One day, I'll strike it rich! I'll even write you into my will- how's that? A whoooooooole... 0.4%!!

[ Almost half, but it's got to be an even number so he can keep it divisible by two. ]

Wow, a whole 0.4%? Fuck me, I should just stop working and kick back, getting ready to soak in my riches.

[He claps him on the back playfully before crossing the bat in a bar across his shoulders and heading back towards where he left the backpack so they can get it and go.]

That's right, you should just quit your job! Then you'll have more time to play with me!! I'll support you into old age, so you don't have to worry about that at all!!

[ Rather than trotting off behind Maverick, Kano makes a beeline for the exit and just slows his pace enough for Mav to catch up after making the detour. No offer to help carry the backpack that holds mostly his goods... ]

[Again...he expected this. Besides, the snacks are out now. That...helps. Barely.]

Mm, I'll get right on that, cricket... Am I really the only asshole that plays along with you, that you're so insistent about hanging with me?

[because like...why else would he]

Edited 2019-03-12 02:26 (UTC)

[ I'm staring at Kano's CR chart and yeah... there really is nobody else that Kano actively seeks out to play with. Nana invites him out to things sometimes, and Yuya is fun when they happen to run into each other, Toki... is Toki. Minako is happy and making friends and Kano absolutely refuses to get in the way of that. And now, Ellie is gone, so he's got to find somebody else to cling to. Sorry, Mav, you're being clung to. ]

That's how it is! Nobody else wants to play at three in the morning, so it's gotta be you!!

[That's so depressing... Like, he could do worse, but also please love yourself???]

"Wants to" is a hot fucking take, but I get what you mean. [Probably. But yeah, there's a difference between wanting and being willing. Got a bit more fuzzy these days, when it came to Kano...not that he's going to be telling him that.] Well, I can't sleep worth shit anyway, so I might as well be keeping you out of someone else's fucking hair and happy.

[ Kano loving himself would be him lounging around Maverick's room as a cat and living the good, no-obligations life; there is no loving himself as a person. ]

Are you still having trouble sleeping? I could help you with that? I've got two tried and true methods~

[ Method one involves just not sleeping until you've gone three days awake and then you start hallucinating and then you crash.

Method two involves a sledgehammer and I feel like I made this joke two years ago with Minato and it just goes to show that I really only play one character type and that's people with a terrible sense of humor. ]

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