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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

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[suddenlybees]

[ Kano has illegal things on his phone nobody is allowed to touch or see, so he'll just have to rely on Maverick sending him things and him pretending they're his own when he sends them to Ellie..... ]

What if I need to steer something someday?

[deuteranope]

[Like Maverick would care.........but yeah, doable.]

you can’t put a steering wheel on a motorbike jsyk

[suddenlybees]

I bet I can make it work~
Provide a motorbike and I'll prove it~

[deuteranope]

they don’t steer like cars you will die trying you stupid bastard

[But at most he’s just kind of raising his eyebrow, only vaguely insistent about it in reality.]

[suddenlybees]

They steer left and right and a wheel turns left and right!
Right??
I won't die, I'll practice with training wheels first!

[deuteranope]

no
I mean like in general yeah but no it’s

[Uhh. He wrinkles his nose and shakes his head. He’s not a biker, he doesn’t know the best way to explain this...]

it’s just different more obviously physicsy
training wheels will probably help you die faster

[suddenlybees]

Suddenly, I don't think I know what a motorbike is

[deuteranope]

[.............No, he decides. He's not surprised. He addresses Real Kano instead of Phone Kano this time.]

Do you mean like a motorized dirtbike or a motorcycle when you say motorbike?

[suddenlybees]

[ Does Kano look like he knows what the difference between the two are? ]

The one where you wear a leather jacket and go vroom vroom.

[ complete with the hand motion to rev the engine ]

[deuteranope]

[wh...at]

Are you ever just fucking sad to know someone?

[suddenlybees]

No way, I love everybody that I meet!!

[ Not sad, but he definitely regrets some of the people he's come in contact with, and will be avoiding them at all costs. Maverick does not have that option, however, Kano won't let him. ]

Now, come on, stop shitting on my dreams. Which is the one that goes vroom vroom?

[deuteranope]

[sighhh]

Cricket, you're so fucking you that you could do that shit with a tricycle and I would only be surprised for a whole fucking second and a half.

[suddenlybees]

[ ...Actually, that could work. It's not like he needs a motorbike, when he can just make it look like he has one, and with a three-wheeler, he won't even be in danger of falling off and crashing into the ground and dispelling his illusion that way. ]

That's true... Hey, hey, how fast can a tricycle go, do you know? Maybe I can get the science club to attach rocket boosters to the back of one? Overall, the expenses must be much lower like this, right?!

[deuteranope]

[He shakes his head and with an amused huff, nudges his elbow lightly into Kano.]

No fucking clue. Sounds way easier, though. Maybe we can find a bunch of weird shit at the junkyard they'll take as a downpayment for the rockets. Already know puppy's a fan of dumpster diving.

[suddenlybees]

Haha, that's gross!! [ He's imagining like. Tyzias' dumpster. Rotten food dumpster with flies and gross wet things inside. ] But a junkyard's a whole different story! We can take anything we want, right?! Anything that can fit into our pockets?!

[deuteranope]

I'm fucking floored you're not a fan.

[Kano is a trashgarbage dumpsterbaby raccoon who should love dumpster diving. This is the professional opinion of the literal dumpsterbaby.]

Pockets and my backpack, once we get these snacks taken care of.

[suddenlybees]

[ For somebody whose room is completely barren, Kano sure loves hoarding junk. But he's always looking forward to things that are useful, and everything in that junk pile, he can basically use as currency with Peter, apparently. Who can maybe build Kano a real fire escape someday. ]

Well, come on, then! Open up your bag and let's eat through your snacks!

[deuteranope]

[Instead, Maverick will unzip the main compartment and use his feet to shove the bag closer to Kano, between them on the floor. Have at it.

There's pretzels, chips, trail mix, cheap madeleines and macarons, various dehydrated fruits, two oranges (only one of which is peeled, so he probably got mad), string cheese, crackers, nuts, gummies...curiously, no jerky. There's bottles of water and soda, a couple each, at the very bottom.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Oh, heck yeah...

Kano claims that peeled orange first, and then starts shoving pretzel and trail mix bags into his pockets. These snacks aren't for eating, he's just pocketing Maverick's snacks. ]

[deuteranope]

[okay but please be eating the peeled orange???? not putting it in your pocket?]

...Not to point out the fucking obvious, but you hoard food like someone who's got a fucking problem.

[suddenlybees]

[ He will eat the peeled orange and only that. Maybe also some of that water, although he twists off the cap to break the seal and then recaps it and sets it back down without taking a single sip. ]

I'm not hoarding food? I'm saving it for later.

[deuteranope]

[squints]

What the fuck do you think hoarding food is...?

[suddenlybees]

Liiiiiiike, when you're collecting food over a long period of time and in enough quantities to stock a bomb shelter to feed three people for ten years?

[ This is exactly what he's doing. ]

[deuteranope]

I mean, yeah, food hoarding for fucking doomsday preppers. It doesn't have to be zero or sixty, though, there's a whole bunch of numbers in between. Wait, how high can you count? Maybe I need to dumb down the scale.

[Gotta insult the kid so he doesn't think he cares so much.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Wow! He'll show Maverick how dumb he is!! Know that Maverick brought this upon himself. ]

I wonder~ Let's see!

[ Kano takes a deep breath, and then starts counting. ]

One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight--

[ etc etc etc, while continuing to stuff nuts into his pockets ]