[Yuya chases him until the cord is taught, and when it can't go father he turns back to drop the showerhead in the bathtub and then go back into the bedroom.] Ka~no~!
[ Kano is too busy being deterred by the guards, three of which who block the doorway out into the hall and stare down at him with folded arms, not believing a word of his yelling about how Yuya's trying to drown him, let him out, they've got to, please!!!!! ]
I don't know, there's not a lot of space out there with Toki's guards... [And like, they definitely can't swing for that when Yuya's already established himself as willing to slip Kano out of their watch multiple times.]
I dunno, if you move some stuff around, I bet you can fit a guard or two inside the closet, a couple to camp out in the middle of the floor, another in the bathroom to make sure it doesn't flood overnight...
[ Like how his own bathroom is going to flood, presumably, thanks Yuya ]
[It's in the bathtub, unless he clogged that he's fine.]
No, that definitely couldn't work. [His tone is light even as his gaze drifts down to where the bloody spot is (was?)] Your room is more spacious, so of course they'll have to stay here.
No room for me, either? [His expression twists wryly, like he wasn't just threatening Kano with a showerhead.] Maybe I have a thick skin against shanking, now.
Nope, no room! Only in specially designated hours of eight at night to six in the morning, sleepover hours~ You'll have to bring your own snacks, though! And something leafy green for Nightmare.
[ Kano accepts the mint and sticks it in his pocket-- which is another reason why Yuya can't just take it and wash it, he's not really sure he should unsew the bag of holding from it or if it can be washed or whether it'll just soak up all the soap and water and making washing impossible. ]
Alright, alright, you pass~ For the rest of you guys-- [ To the guards, as he places both hands on Yuya's back to walk him back into the room ] If you bring food, I might think about inviting you over!!
With cinnamon... [Make it spicier.] But it's kind of warm for that.
[His gaze drops down again, losing the conversation a moment.] Uh--hey, Kano. Is that...?
[He just said Yuya has such a hard time being dirext about 'this and that'. Yuya sucks in a breath and gestures to the blood.] Is that where the demon killed you?
[ That just makes Kano wrinkle his nose, because spicier means it hurts more, especially if it's also fizzy on top of that. But he looks down where Yuya is pointing, at the stain on his shirt that largely pools at the bottom before disappearing against black pants, but the blood starts higher, near his heart. ]
Hm... It must have been, yeah! It all happened so fast, and I barely had time to react. It really was a bad idea~
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Boo.
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I swear to god, I'm going to shank you someday. Keep one eye open when you sleep, Yu~ya!!
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[Probably that they aren't paid enough for this.]
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[ And it'll get them off his back for a bit. A win-win situation. ]
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[ Like how his own bathroom is going to flood, presumably, thanks Yuya ]
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No, that definitely couldn't work. [His tone is light even as his gaze drifts down to where the bloody spot is (was?)] Your room is more spacious, so of course they'll have to stay here.
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Uhh, no way??? My room is occupied— Nightmare needs lots of space, so there's no room for anybody else! It's for their own safety, too!
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And the entrance fee?
[ Where's his food, Yuya? He hasn't eaten in two or three days, it's hard to keep track of time. ]
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And then offers a half-crushed mint.]
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[ Kano accepts the mint and sticks it in his pocket-- which is another reason why Yuya can't just take it and wash it, he's not really sure he should unsew the bag of holding from it or if it can be washed or whether it'll just soak up all the soap and water and making washing impossible. ]
Alright, alright, you pass~ For the rest of you guys-- [ To the guards, as he places both hands on Yuya's back to walk him back into the room ] If you bring food, I might think about inviting you over!!
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I can't believe your drink of choice is Seven-Up. We might have to break up.
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[ He hasn't had apple juice in years. He's not really sure what it tastes like. ]
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[ Is a soda? But he doesn't like apple cider, or most sodas either. They're fizzy and hurt your throat, why would anybody drink them voluntarily?? ]
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[His gaze drops down again, losing the conversation a moment.] Uh--hey, Kano. Is that...?
[He just said Yuya has such a hard time being dirext about 'this and that'. Yuya sucks in a breath and gestures to the blood.] Is that where the demon killed you?
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Hm... It must have been, yeah! It all happened so fast, and I barely had time to react. It really was a bad idea~
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Yeah. [His voice cracks, but he holds a smile as he closes his eyes.] Guess we're going to have matching scars.
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