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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

like 5/21

[deuteranope]

[He doubts there's much point in going to Kano's room and knocking on his door, so instead...a text. Sigh. At least he's already in the forest, having been called by some jackass with spots to show him a picture.]

meet me by a tree?

[suddenlybees]

Hi, Mav!
Which tree?
Do I get to choose the tree?

[deuteranope]

you already chose the tree

[suddenlybees]

Ehhhh
That tree is so far~
But okokok!!!
Be there in 3-30 minutes!!!!!

[deuteranope]

how is that the
never mind

[suddenlybees]

No, go ahead!
I got time!

[deuteranope]

how is the estimated time between 3 and 30

[suddenlybees]

Like 5-15 now.
Go on~

[deuteranope]

do you just like...not know how to tell time? is that what this is??

[suddenlybees]

Time is fake, whatever!
Stop stalling!!!

[deuteranope]

I'm not stalling the thing I never minded you about was your weird as fuck eta

[he's sort of stalling]

[suddenlybees]

My what?
Are you insulting my eta????
Apologize for that!!!

[deuteranope]

first tell me what you think eta means

[suddenlybees]

Is it a personality thing...
I don't know??
That's why I'm asking you!!!!!

[deuteranope]

estimated time of arrival

[suddenlybees]

How's anybody supposed to guess that?
Abbreviations are banned.

[deuteranope]

lmao stfu/gtfo

[suddenlybees]

OHHH we got a rulebreaker here!!
The penalty is +5 etas!!!

[deuteranope]

idefk wtf that's supposed to mean

[suddenlybees]

Alright, see, that's why it's confusing-
idefk = I def know????
+7 more etas for those two.

[deuteranope]

"I don't even fucking know"
I mean come on if there's an f in an acronym and I'm saying it, it's probably fuck-adjacent

[suddenlybees]

Isn't it more satisfying to type out the full fuck instead of abbreviating it?

[deuteranope]

no shit that's why I don't fucking do it, I just think your ban is fucking ridiculous

[suddenlybees]

Just swear to your heart's nonabbreviated content and neither of us have anything to worry about~

[deuteranope]

nope