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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

[deuteranope]

how is the estimated time between 3 and 30

[suddenlybees]

Like 5-15 now.
Go on~

[deuteranope]

do you just like...not know how to tell time? is that what this is??

[suddenlybees]

Time is fake, whatever!
Stop stalling!!!

[deuteranope]

I'm not stalling the thing I never minded you about was your weird as fuck eta

[he's sort of stalling]

[suddenlybees]

My what?
Are you insulting my eta????
Apologize for that!!!

[deuteranope]

first tell me what you think eta means

[suddenlybees]

Is it a personality thing...
I don't know??
That's why I'm asking you!!!!!

[deuteranope]

estimated time of arrival

[suddenlybees]

How's anybody supposed to guess that?
Abbreviations are banned.

[deuteranope]

lmao stfu/gtfo

[suddenlybees]

OHHH we got a rulebreaker here!!
The penalty is +5 etas!!!

[deuteranope]

idefk wtf that's supposed to mean

[suddenlybees]

Alright, see, that's why it's confusing-
idefk = I def know????
+7 more etas for those two.

[deuteranope]

"I don't even fucking know"
I mean come on if there's an f in an acronym and I'm saying it, it's probably fuck-adjacent

[suddenlybees]

Isn't it more satisfying to type out the full fuck instead of abbreviating it?

[deuteranope]

no shit that's why I don't fucking do it, I just think your ban is fucking ridiculous

[suddenlybees]

Just swear to your heart's nonabbreviated content and neither of us have anything to worry about~

[deuteranope]

nope

[suddenlybees]

Boooo
Anyways, I'm almost there!
Jump up and down so I can see you and also which tree it is!

[deuteranope]

[wh...what...]

it's the one with the fucking ladder and rocks all around it you know which one it fucking is

[suddenlybees]

You stand out more and I'll see you first!
See if you can get up high and wave to me~
I want to know if the ladder holds, too!

[deuteranope]

[Kano..........this is why Toki doesn't want to be your friend anymore, except on a much smaller scale. Obviously.

Maverick will definitely be easier to pick out from the trees now that he's covered in paint.]

[suddenlybees]

Pft- hahaha...

[ Kano pokes his head out from behind one of the nearby trees. Of course he's here already, wouldn't want to miss front row seats to this. ]

How good, it worked~

[deuteranope]

For fuck's sake.

[for FUCK'S SAKE]

I need to fucking talk to you about something serious, asshat! What the fuck is wrong with you?