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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

[suddenlybees]

Time is fake, whatever!
Stop stalling!!!

[deuteranope]

I'm not stalling the thing I never minded you about was your weird as fuck eta

[he's sort of stalling]

[suddenlybees]

My what?
Are you insulting my eta????
Apologize for that!!!

[deuteranope]

first tell me what you think eta means

[suddenlybees]

Is it a personality thing...
I don't know??
That's why I'm asking you!!!!!

[deuteranope]

estimated time of arrival

[suddenlybees]

How's anybody supposed to guess that?
Abbreviations are banned.

[deuteranope]

lmao stfu/gtfo

[suddenlybees]

OHHH we got a rulebreaker here!!
The penalty is +5 etas!!!

[deuteranope]

idefk wtf that's supposed to mean

[suddenlybees]

Alright, see, that's why it's confusing-
idefk = I def know????
+7 more etas for those two.

[deuteranope]

"I don't even fucking know"
I mean come on if there's an f in an acronym and I'm saying it, it's probably fuck-adjacent

[suddenlybees]

Isn't it more satisfying to type out the full fuck instead of abbreviating it?

[deuteranope]

no shit that's why I don't fucking do it, I just think your ban is fucking ridiculous

[suddenlybees]

Just swear to your heart's nonabbreviated content and neither of us have anything to worry about~

[deuteranope]

nope

[suddenlybees]

Boooo
Anyways, I'm almost there!
Jump up and down so I can see you and also which tree it is!

[deuteranope]

[wh...what...]

it's the one with the fucking ladder and rocks all around it you know which one it fucking is

[suddenlybees]

You stand out more and I'll see you first!
See if you can get up high and wave to me~
I want to know if the ladder holds, too!

[deuteranope]

[Kano..........this is why Toki doesn't want to be your friend anymore, except on a much smaller scale. Obviously.

Maverick will definitely be easier to pick out from the trees now that he's covered in paint.]

[suddenlybees]

Pft- hahaha...

[ Kano pokes his head out from behind one of the nearby trees. Of course he's here already, wouldn't want to miss front row seats to this. ]

How good, it worked~

[deuteranope]

For fuck's sake.

[for FUCK'S SAKE]

I need to fucking talk to you about something serious, asshat! What the fuck is wrong with you?

[suddenlybees]

Haha, that's a good question!! Here, here, I've got water stored, too, so just stand still a second so I can wash that off~

[ He goes around the other side of the tree, whereupon he hauls himself up onto the rudimentary platform. He can do this without any help, apparently. ]

[deuteranope]

[Ugh. The worst. The worst!! But Maverick isn't going to stand around waiting for this idiot to do some other weird thing, he's going to briskly walk over and reach up to either follow or grab onto Kano's ankle. Whichever is easiest.]

Hey, fucking just be still and listen to me.

[suddenlybees]

[ Grabbing Kano's ankle would be easiest, and would save Maverick the trouble of having water balloons dumped onto his head. Kano lets go of the branch and drops back down to the ground, wiping dirt and bark dust off on the sides of his pants. ]

What is it? Geez...