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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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[deuteranope]

oh shit...I should probably tell Mama I'm up in the air, huh

[haha whoops he's the worst son. take comfort in that, Kano, it isn't you.]

shouldn't be long I think but I don't fly much
you finish your milk already?

[suddenlybees]

You'll be back soon.
Not yet.
Want to get coffee to mix into it.

[deuteranope]

yeah I guess

[Still going to quick shoot off a text to her, though... She can keep a secret. Never mind that she's going to be sending him many angry texts for hours, now.]

kinda fucking bailed on bike plans though

sounds like a plan

[suddenlybees]

[ Reception in the air isn't always the best; maybe she'll forgive him. ]

Oh yeah.
If he gets mad, I'll deal.
It'll be nothing new.

[deuteranope]

[...Yeah. That was true.]

want me to text him or just wanna deal with it later?

[suddenlybees]

I can text him.

[ He does not text Kanata. ]

It'll be easier to deal with later, anyways.
One thing at a time.
Or whatever.
I wonder if we get pretzels on this flight.

[deuteranope]

[Poor Kanata. If Maverick knew who it was they were biking with, he'd go ahead and text him now, but alas.]

I think I've only ever gotten cookies and soda
pretzels would be good
flights as long as this have like some fucking meal plan though don't they?

[suddenlybees]

8 hours...
Probably two meals worth?
Every time we flew out on missions I never bothered with food.
Will you spot me?

[deuteranope]

??? for what

[suddenlybees]

One of those kids meals with the stackable cheese and crackers.

[deuteranope]

[a lunchables?? this is his wish?]

if I let you just hold onto my credit card for the flight do you promise not to lose it or steal my identity

[suddenlybees]

[ yeah
but also ]

No.

[ which is probably the most honest answer Maverick will ever get from Kano, ever ]

[deuteranope]

[pizza lunchables is superior, Kano is a fool.

...but an honest fool, sometimes. sigh... well. he appreciates it.]

alright
just text me when you want shit (within reason) and I'll have the flight attendant send it to your seat or however the fuck that works
starting with cheese and crackers and coffee(?) I guess
oh wait looks like the free drink cart is coming down
does it have coffee on it already? that looks like a pot right

[suddenlybees]

[ He wasn't trusted with the sauce packets as a kid, so he only knows the cheese and crackers. ]

Yeah, that's the coffee.
I can get it here so you don't have to pay extra for it.
But the cheese and crackers when the next cart comes.
And whatever candy that's being offered.
Doesn't matter what kind or how much.

[deuteranope]

[Whatever is cheapest without being meaningless, then... He's going to have to pick up odd hours after classes, or something. Definitely no more tattoos for a while...]

yep
not pretzels?

[suddenlybees]

[ He should just get the cheapest thing and not worry that it's meaningless. It's not like Kano's going to eat any of this. ]

I'll take the free packet.
Not hungry, anyways.

[deuteranope]

if I'm buying you shit you have to eat some of it
you can save the rest but you need to eat at least a little on this flight

[suddenlybees]

I'll drink the coffee and the milk.
And I've got gum.
Do you want some gum?
I can probably chuck it in your general vicinity from all the way up here.

[deuteranope]

that's not eating stupid
my money my rules

as much as the hag over here deserves a pack flung in her face, I got my own gum

[suddenlybees]

Food in mouth = eating.
I've got some mints leftover in my pockets, probably.
I could fling some mints over?
At least one of them should make it.

[deuteranope]

those things don't count as food just fucking eat at some point alright?

if you can bean her on the fucking head, go for it

[suddenlybees]

Yeah yeah yeah.
Head's up!

[ He turns around in his seat and flings a mint. His aim isn't as terrible as Maverick's, but mints are light and hard to throw. He'll get it on the fourth or fifth try, unless a flight attendant catches him first and asks over the intercom and this kid's parent can come control him. ]

[deuteranope]

[Too bad, so sad for everybody, this kid's parents can't stop him. Maverick's hoping he has the sense (and motivation, honestly) to illusion himself being a good little boy instead of letting himself get caught. The crabby old lady is confused enough looking around trying to find the source of the mints, but in the end she's blustering too much to pinpoint Kano.]

she's huffing and puffing like a teakettle
you got her good

[suddenlybees]

[ He does not have the sense of motivation to illusion himself into being a good little boy, but at least he can be a gremlin who immediately ducks back down into his seat as soon as the mint leaves his hand without watching for confirmation of a direct hit. Five mints, not bad. ]

Hell yeah.
Wish I could see.
Pick those mints up for me?
I'm going to want them back.

[deuteranope]

six thousand footstinks have touched those fucking mints