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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

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Comments

3:17 am March 24th

[deuteranope]

cricket you awake

ha you're LWAYS AWAKE

bzzzz

[suddenlybees]

zzzzzzzzz

[deuteranope]

bzzzz zz z

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cricketttttt

[suddenlybees]

bzzzz
zzzzzzz
whatttttttt

[deuteranope]

HE SPESKS

knew you were awake

cricket your idea was FUCKING DUMB

[suddenlybees]

I sure do spesk.
Which idea is fucking dumb?
I've got so many, they're all so hard to keep track of.

[deuteranope]

lmao true

the one where yoy were like hey you should fuckign take moisie out for drink

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[suddenlybees]

Mav are you drunk right now?
Are you out in town??
Are you still wearing pants????

[deuteranope]

yes
yes
yes dumbass

[suddenlybees]

I don't know how much I can trust those answers...
Pics or it didn't happen.

[ give him a landmark so he can figure out where Maverick is... instead of, you know, asking him directly ]

[deuteranope]

[UGH KANO IS THE WORST...but he'll still receive a picture of a glassy-eyed Maverick sitting at a bus stop, shortly followed by a picture of his zipper and middle finger.

Pants.]

[suddenlybees]

[ He is this close to forwarding that second picture to Imelda at half past three in the morning. He doesn't, but it's tempting, and instead they get saved in his little collection in his phone. ]

Mav...
The buses don't run again until 5:30.

[deuteranope]

I didn't want to wait at the fucking bar

I

need to grt home

[suddenlybees]

See, this is where you should've helped me fund my motorbike~
Remember this and learn your lesson!
Can you walk?
Or shall I come and steal you away~?

[deuteranope]

mmmmm

I can fucnin get home my myself jeez

just didn't want to wake mama up

[suddenlybees]

I could teach you how to remove doorknobs?

[ If the problem is, like... the sound of a door unlocking that's presumably going to wake Ramona up. ]

[deuteranope]

[If only. His drunk logic is that he needed to contact someone to get home because he's drunk, but he can't call Ramona, who is asleep, even though she has a new car and everything she could have picked him up in. But texting Kano as he sits at a bus stop, and then proceeding to walk? Yes, this makes sense to him.]

stop removing doorknons you doorknob

[suddenlybees]

[ What if Kano wants to go back to sleep on the one rare night that he was asleep... but at least with Maverick on the line, so to speak, he can sort of make sure he hadn't fallen into a ditch or got run over by a car. ]

I'm not going to be the one removing it!
That's your job~
I'm imparting my knowledge onto you~~
In return for teaching me all sorts of stuff!

[deuteranope]

I gave my key

have not gave

that'd be fucked up

you want more ways to steal a fucking car or what only tging I'm good for right

[suddenlybees]

That's not the only thing your good for?
Haven't you been teaching me all kinds of things?

[deuteranope]

same thing

[suddenlybees]

Hm, hm~
I don't think they're all on the same level as stealing cars that they can be lumped together.
Something like...
Hey, can you do something for me?
While you're outside?

[deuteranope]

why ducking not rifht

FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING fucking phones I don't fujcing dype ducking

[suddenlybees]

LOL
We're putting that thought on hold for a second.
Does your phone have that voice thing?
Where you talk and it types for you?
Just use that, it'll be easier.

[deuteranope]

if I wanted to talk I'd fucking call you in the first place