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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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[deuteranope]

[He hates how confident he is that the warm fuzzy feeling isn't nausea. How his heart feels lighter as he lets Kano's words repeat in his mind. He's been good. The best. Of course they're friends.

It's such a relief, and he's almost grateful for the fact he's tearing up because at least that makes him mad at himself again. Stupid drunk emotional asshole. The worst, but Kano called him the best. Oof, he was gonna give himself whiplash going back and forth on this shit.]

Heh. Damn fuckin' right.

[suddenlybees]

[ Maverick laughs and the warmth Kano's feeling is mostly in his face and his ears, but at least he doesn't have to go through the trouble of hiding it, he can just lie there and be mortified at the ceiling and wonder whether Maverick will remember any of this when he sobers up in the morning. ]

—Then, I get something for my birthday too, right?

[deuteranope]

[Unfortunately. So very, very unfortunately...]

Yeah, 'course! Dumbass. I dunno when it is, though, when's your birthday?

[suddenlybees]

December 25th!

[ is the date he'd been telling everybody who doesn't know, because 1) his birthday isn't anybody's business because it's not something he cares about, and 2) if they insist on getting him things, then it's a gift celebrating a holiday, and not his existence. ]

[deuteranope]

[Awh, they both do the thing. Just for different reasons. Mav' much cuter about his birthday, step up your game, Kano.]

Fuuuuck, seriously? What a fucking bummer, haha... Mmm, so that means I should get you a belail -- bell... Fuck.

[Words are dumb. Anyway, he has to think now. What would he even want!!! He's such a weird boy... Good thing he carries a sharpie on him at all times so he can stop in the middle of his walk, holding his phone in his teeth, and unevenly scrawl CRICKET GIFT on his wrist. Beautiful.]

[suddenlybees]

I have no idea what a belail bell is, but yes, I want one.

[ He's a good cricket with good suggestions sometimes, but also, just stick your phone in your pocket, Mav. ]

[deuteranope]

[A belail bell is either a mispronunciation of a Belial bell, an ancient musical token to summon a horrific, demonic ruler, or Mav trying to say belated gift. The second one sounds a lot easier to accomplish, at any rate.

And no!!! He has to know if Kano's talking. Gosh.]

Mmmkay. [Some odd noises, since he has to wipe down his phone now that it's out of his mouth, and all... There! All better! ...Hm, he really is getting a headache. Thankfully he's not too far out, now.] Man. Talking is...exhausting.

[suddenlybees]

[ The first one sounds like something Kano would rather have, though. He can't tell what's going on on the other side of the phone, maybe Maverick's fallen asleep on his feet or something, but he speaks again and he really does hope Maverick's almost home. ]

Hang in there and keep talking for me~ Can you do that for me, Mav? Maybe you'll tire yourself out by the end of the night and finally have a good night's sleep? That's a nice thought, isn't it? Hang onto that.

[deuteranope]

[siiiiigh]

Man... Fuck's sake, cricket, you're talking to me like m' a child, cut that shit out. [There's still more of that petulant whine than he'd like, but...come on!]

[suddenlybees]

Hmm, nope! Not until you can prove to me that you're a big boy who can get all the way home without getting kidnapped by a stranger. Are you almost home? Where are you now?

[deuteranope]

[Theres a grumble, then nothing. Mav finally hung up.]

[suddenlybees]

[ ...ring ring ring ]

[deuteranope]

[Surprisingly, it doesn't ring for long! Mav answers.]

No.

[...and then hangs right on up again.]

[suddenlybees]

[ At least he answered. Which makes Kano hopeful, so he just tries again two seconds later.

ring ring ring ]

[deuteranope]

[It rings a little bit longer, this time...but he still answers, in the end.]

Fucking christ, asshole, you're giving me a fucking headache.

[suddenlybees]

[ That's called a hangover-- ]

I know, I know! But don't hang up!!

[deuteranope]

[It is the beginnings of a hangover because Mav's relationship with alcohol is a strange one, but Kano isn't helping matters!!!]

Gimme three good reasons why the fuck not.

[suddenlybees]

Isn't one good reason good enough??

[ Don't make him come up with three when he can barely come up with one? ]

[deuteranope]

[hmmmm]

Depends how good it is.

[suddenlybees]

Don't hang up... because...

[ he's stalling ]

We're... friends...?

[ Can he use the friends card here........ ]

[deuteranope]

[...]

That's so fucking pathetic, that's really all you got? Really scraping the bottom of the fucking barrel here...

[suddenlybees]

Hey, hey, hey! Don't dunk on friendship! Friendship's a real important reason to do things!

[deuteranope]

Sure, but it's kinda a "because I said so" fucking deal, isn't it?

[suddenlybees]

It's not! "Because I said so" is 'cause I said so, but friendship's a two way street, right?

[ Maverick not hanging up because he also doesn't want to, that's how friendship's supposed to work. ]

[deuteranope]

[more hmmmmms]

This isn't helping my fucking headache... [And anyway, he's not the friendship expert. How should he know if it's valid or not?] I was just hoping for, like...deeper. Of fucking course we're friends, but we were friends when I fucking hung up the first time, so what's fucking stopping me?