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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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[suddenlybees]

Hm... You, Minako, Yu~ya, Toki, and Nana-chan!

[ His biases are very obvious, ig, but Maverick's drunk and he's pretty sure he won't remember later, so he doesn't mind. ]

[deuteranope]

[It's literally being written down??? Evidence... He's also not feeling that drunk, anymore, just an odd mix of awful and more awful.]

Hmm. Five colors.

[suddenlybees]

[ He will be burning that paper to ashes later. ]

Black. Hmm... [ is his favorite color, but what else? Whatever. Doesn't matter after that. ] Red, orange, yellow, green.

[deuteranope]

[wow, a lot of colors that looked pretty much the same to him, he thinks while dutifully noting the choices down. Wasn't like he was getting out of that one without complaint. Stupid colors. He's starting to put together the dumb story in his mind, though...]

Four more people?

[suddenlybees]

Hm, hmmm... Rex, Naoki, Maya, and Tyzias.

[ There. A list of people he's scared of. ]

[deuteranope]

[He's still uninhibited enough to giggle after writing down the names and looking them over.]

This your "fuck off" list, or something?

[Mav's might look pretty similar. He likes Rex, but it's very understandable to him why others might not, even if he doesn't know all the horrible things the guy gets up to involving vivisection, and all.]

Foods. [He doesn't care how many tbh. He still doesn't entirely understand this game.]

[suddenlybees]

Or something~

[ Definitely a fuck off list, though he's somewhat fond of Tyzias and believes Maya actively hates him, so it's a mixed bag of people to think twice about before bothering. It's a good list to be on, on second thought.

But hm, hmm... Favorite foods is a hard question, but it's not what Maverick asks, so he just recounts things that would mean anything to both of them. ]

Fries, banana bread, crickets, and... [ He can't even remember what he ate for breakfast, or if he did. ] And that's it! The three food groups!

[deuteranope]

Damn, shame you're allergic to one of the only three food groups.

[The three food groups... Ridiculous boy. Also he skipped out on sprinkles, the fool, but Maverick ain't gonna remind him of that. He's gonna think about banana bread with chocolate and yellow sprinkles, though. He wouldn't be surprised if Nana's already done it.]

Okay, now I need four songs and five numbers. Numbers'll be easier, but the songs are first.

[suddenlybees]

[ It's really a shame, especially since too much sweet things makes him sick and Maverick still needs to master fries, so his food options are in dire straits at the moment.

But ugh, songs are a lot harder, because he doesn't listen to music at all, has never found comfort in song nor felt the inclination to sing along to anything. ]

Huh... Let's see... All Star, Rick Roll, Hello Darkness My Old Friend, and Pon Pon Pon. [ They're all good songs. Anyways, numbers— ] 582340, 3592, 87, 0, -0.24853.

[deuteranope]

Do you want me to put down the real song names, or keep those?

[He sets his marker down an glares flatly at the other boy.]

I'm not accepting those numbers. I can't even fucking write those numbers right now, jackass.

[suddenlybees]

Those are the real song names.

[ Anyways, he stares back at him, because how can he be too drunk to write down numbers but not drunk enough to remember what songs are called? ]

I'll go slow for you. Five hundred thousand...

[deuteranope]

No they're fucking --

[WHATEVER he'll just put down what he said, it was shorter, anyway...but then he's going to throw the marker at Kano's head. With alcohol, he almost misses so bad he hits, but his shitty aim just can't get corrected enough. Now it's off...somewhere.]

That's different! That's a different number already, you don't even know what you said.

[suddenlybees]

Yikes!!

[ It's always a trip when Maverick throws something at him, because his instinct is to dodge, but if he dodges he'll get hit and he'll be fine if he just stays still. ]

Does it even matter if it's a different number?? Geez, why can't you be an easygoing happy drunk?

[deuteranope]

[He pulls a face.]

Uh, because I'm a piece of shit, alcohol ain't gonna change that.

[suddenlybees]

It just makes you pedantic about numbers, huh? Such a nerd~ Five hundred thousand is fine! You wanted different numbers anyways?

[deuteranope]

[mmmmm]

Okay, but now my marker's gone.

[suddenlybees]

[ SIGH

He doesn't want to get up, though. ]

You have legs.

[deuteranope]

[He puts a leg across Kano.]

[suddenlybees]

[ And now Kano is pinned and neither of them can get up to get the marker. ]

Don't make me gnaw off your leg and make you finger paint numbers with the blood.

[deuteranope]

Ha! Gross.

[But okay, fiiiine, he'll crawl his way over to his dresser, because there's no way he's finding that marker again right now, and gets a pen. He's back!!!]

Okay, Five hundred thousand...

[suddenlybees]

[ Yes! He counts that as his win, taking advantage of Maverick's temporary absence to take up more space. ]

Alright, it was five numbers, right? Five hundred thousand... [ ...yeah, he can't remember what the numbers were. ] Three thousand two hundred sixty eight. Fifty two. Zero? I'm pretty sure I did zero.

[deuteranope]

[Meh, he can easily find a way to get comfy here.]

Zero was one of 'em. Your last one has to be a positive number, three digits or less.

[suddenlybees]

Zero point seventeen.

[deuteranope]

[Sigh.]

Seventeen it is.

[fuck your decimal bullshit

anyway now for the reason this tag took an eternity. I tried to keep it drunk-ugly but legible, also he absolutely didn't care enough about fitting Tyzias's name.

And yes, he forgot about the counting thingy.]

[suddenlybees]

Wow... We really need to do more girly sleepover things...

[ Kano sent Maverick and friends on a wild animal safari adventure, and in return, he gets to play traditional MASH with 500,000 kids and everything... Alright, alright, Kano will go ahead and take the pen and choose three as his number, since that's his number and also he doesn't have to count up so high and almost lose his place every time he circles something. ]

Once upon a time, I heart loved heart Nana-chan SO MUCH!!! that I dyed my hair green for them and it worked!!!! Because Nana-chan has no taste. With Tyzias as my best person, we got married in Atlantis— fuck being underwater ever again, actually— but Nana-chan baked banana bread for the occasion and we danced to literally the best song ever, Pon Pon Pon, and nobody trusts me with kids so we had zero kids. And we lived happily ever after, the end~