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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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[suddenlybees]

See, this is where you should've helped me fund my motorbike~
Remember this and learn your lesson!
Can you walk?
Or shall I come and steal you away~?

[deuteranope]

mmmmm

I can fucnin get home my myself jeez

just didn't want to wake mama up

[suddenlybees]

I could teach you how to remove doorknobs?

[ If the problem is, like... the sound of a door unlocking that's presumably going to wake Ramona up. ]

[deuteranope]

[If only. His drunk logic is that he needed to contact someone to get home because he's drunk, but he can't call Ramona, who is asleep, even though she has a new car and everything she could have picked him up in. But texting Kano as he sits at a bus stop, and then proceeding to walk? Yes, this makes sense to him.]

stop removing doorknons you doorknob

[suddenlybees]

[ What if Kano wants to go back to sleep on the one rare night that he was asleep... but at least with Maverick on the line, so to speak, he can sort of make sure he hadn't fallen into a ditch or got run over by a car. ]

I'm not going to be the one removing it!
That's your job~
I'm imparting my knowledge onto you~~
In return for teaching me all sorts of stuff!

[deuteranope]

I gave my key

have not gave

that'd be fucked up

you want more ways to steal a fucking car or what only tging I'm good for right

[suddenlybees]

That's not the only thing your good for?
Haven't you been teaching me all kinds of things?

[deuteranope]

same thing

[suddenlybees]

Hm, hm~
I don't think they're all on the same level as stealing cars that they can be lumped together.
Something like...
Hey, can you do something for me?
While you're outside?

[deuteranope]

why ducking not rifht

FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING fucking phones I don't fujcing dype ducking

[suddenlybees]

LOL
We're putting that thought on hold for a second.
Does your phone have that voice thing?
Where you talk and it types for you?
Just use that, it'll be easier.

[deuteranope]

if I wanted to talk I'd fucking call you in the first place

[suddenlybees]

Hang on, I'm going to call you.

[ ring ring ring, because fuck what Maverick wants? ]

[deuteranope]

[He's staring stupidly at the screen when it starts ringing and nearly drops it, but his dumb, sloggy reactions are still good enough to catch it and -- fuck, stupid fingers. Okay! Got it.]

God, you didn' have to fucking call...

[suddenlybees]

Of course I did!! I wanted to hear your beautiful voice~ How dare you deprive me of that, Mav!

[ Have a bright chipper voice shouting in your ear at ass o'clock at night. Wakey wakey. ]

[deuteranope]

Ughhh.

[The groan gets a little more distant toward the end, since he moves the phone away from himself. So loud... Thank god he's still drunk.]

So stupid... What d'you really want, cricket?

[suddenlybees]

That's my question to you, isn't it? Texting me at such a weird time of night, so I'm making you suffer with me~ Was your night out with Toki so terrible that you had to tell me the bad news ASAP?

[suddenlybees]

[ ...actually—- ]

Wait- hey! What happened to Toki!? Is Toki with you?? Did you leave him all by himself? Mav!!!!!

[deuteranope]

[He sure knows a lot of chatterboxes... And yet very little is actually said, huh? That's weird.]

I'm stupid, not that fucking stupid. He's going back, he's fine.

[suddenlybees]

[ a deep breath, that he exhales harshly into the speaker, bc Maverick can't see the incredulity in the face he'd be making if somebody were there to see it. ]

You sent him home, but you didn't go home too. Are you sure you're not that fucking stupid?

[deuteranope]

Nooo, I am going home!

[gosh!!! And ugh, he hates that when he's this drunk, it's harder to keep out that whine in his tone. This is why he didn't want to talk. Stupid cricket, stupid voice, stupid...stupid.]

Other home. Where it's jus' my room.

[suddenlybees]

[ Other home, but the place he thinks of first when he thinks of the word home, not the dorms. Must be nice to have a place like that, with somebody you know is there, but somebody who'd give you room and probably not ask questions about why you're coming home near four in the morning falling down drunk, they'd just bring you a glass of water or something and put you to bed. ]

Hm~ Okay. Then, my previous question. Did you have such a bad time with Toki? I like Toki.

[ Like that matters? Yeah. Look who Kano's sort of friends with, he has great taste. ]

[deuteranope]

Mmm...

[That hum, purposeful breathing, and the click-clatter of his phone against his earrings is the only sound for a moment. Eventually, it seems he's thought it over enough to answer with confidence.]

He threw up. Did you know he's fifteen? I didn't know he's fifteen. I can't believe I'm fucking old.

[suddenlybees]

[ Hm, yeah. Throwing up is always a bad time, and Kano hadn't really thought much about Maverick caring about age restrictions or not, because Yuya's about the same and he looked like he had a good time drinking and isn't that what matters? ]

Haha, does it matter that much? Did you think he was older than that? 'cause he's tall? How old did you think I was?

[ Somebody thought he was twelve........... he does nothing to refute that. ]

[deuteranope]

Like sixteen, seventeen...

[Unclear if that's meant to be Kano's age, Toki's, or both.]

Fucking matters when I'm fucking stupid and m'gonna die alone because I'm such a big fucking stupid idiot. [He wrinkles his nose and grumbles like that will erase what he just said out of existence. It wasn't the drinking at that age he took issue with, apparently.] Never mind, I'm real drunk. God, this is... [how many times is he going to say stupid, he asks while kicking himself]