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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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3/8, text

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Kano-kun, I saw something interesting yesterday!

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Aw, you can't just lead with that and not say what it is!!!
Tell me, tell meeeee~
I want to know~!!!

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Bee Movie. >:T

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How'd you like it?

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Well...

The acting left something to be desired, but think I think the cinematography and score are very you owe me a polka dot tie, jacket, button-up shirt, and slacks when we do that trip we talked about.

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LOLOL is it really that bad??
Do you really want to be seen with me in public dressed like that??????
Don't make yourself suffer too!!!!!

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I SPENT TWO MONTHS THINKING THE GUY THAT I AM--THAT YOU ARE--LOOK WE'RE NOT DEFINING THIS RIGHT NOW I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN TO RUIN IT OKAY

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I SPENT TWO MONTHS THINKING YOU WANTED TO FUCK A BEE

I'M SORRY I SAID FUCK

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SO I'LL TAKE THE POLKA DOT TIE AND DRESSING FANCY

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BUT NEVER EVER WEAR ANYTHING STRIPED AROUND ME

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EVER

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so it's going to be a grand old time

the time in which everyone knows you just pranked me which is kind of what you do

and don't harbor secret lusts for a bee

it's a celebration kano-kun

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[ He's glad he's in his bedroom bc he's just wheezing and laughing and crying and instead of replying to Nana, the very first thing he does is spread gossip, sorry. ]

OKAY OKAY OKAY
NO STRIPES EVER IN MY LIFE
I'LL MAKE MY LUSTS FOR BEES PUBLIC
AND WE'LL CELEBRATE
HAPPY?????

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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD KANO-KUN
YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME
YES FINE I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS
THIS IS SO ABSURD
I'M WITH A BEE FUCKER
GREAT
THAT'S MY LIFE NOW
A BIG BANANA AND A BEE FUCKER

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I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!
I'M JUST LAUGHING!!
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
A BIG BANANA AND A BEE FUCKER
THAT'S SO FUNNY
RIP NANA-CHAN

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OH
THAT'S... ACTUALLY KIND OF SWEET THAT YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING AT ME
WELL
SORRY I SAID FUCK
AND CALLED YOU A BEE FUCKER
YOU BEE FUCKER YOU >:T

[She's... she's starting to laugh too. And trying to muffle it, by holding a pillow over her mouth.

No, not working, she's doing great big belly laughs and it's really audible.]

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LOL
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT SORRY!!!!!
I CAN HEAR YOU, BANANA-CHAN!!!!!!!

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OMG NO YOU CAN'T
THAT'S KERROGAN

[FLAWLESS LOGIC]

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WHAT'S KERROGAN???????

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MY PET FROG

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YOU NICKNAMED YOUR PET FROG BANANNA-CHAN...?????????

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....is this actually a surprise??? of course I did!!

AND HE'S LAUGHING NOT ME NOPE I'M A SERIOUS BANANA

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How dare Kerrogan laugh at me!!!!!
Looks like I'm going to have to come over there and show that frog who's boss~

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DO IT THEN
SEE THAT HE'S THE ONE LAUGHING
NOT THE BANANA IN QUESTION

[She laughs even harder and starts pounding her fist on the bed.]

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[ There's pounding on her door!!! But instead of speaking, Kano texts back ]

OPEN UP, KERROGAN!!!
NANA-CHAN CAN'T PROTECT YOU FOREVER!!!!!!