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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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[suddenlybees]

How'd you like it?

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Well...

The acting left something to be desired, but think I think the cinematography and score are very you owe me a polka dot tie, jacket, button-up shirt, and slacks when we do that trip we talked about.

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LOLOL is it really that bad??
Do you really want to be seen with me in public dressed like that??????
Don't make yourself suffer too!!!!!

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I SPENT TWO MONTHS THINKING THE GUY THAT I AM--THAT YOU ARE--LOOK WE'RE NOT DEFINING THIS RIGHT NOW I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN TO RUIN IT OKAY

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I SPENT TWO MONTHS THINKING YOU WANTED TO FUCK A BEE

I'M SORRY I SAID FUCK

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SO I'LL TAKE THE POLKA DOT TIE AND DRESSING FANCY

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BUT NEVER EVER WEAR ANYTHING STRIPED AROUND ME

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EVER

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so it's going to be a grand old time

the time in which everyone knows you just pranked me which is kind of what you do

and don't harbor secret lusts for a bee

it's a celebration kano-kun

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[ He's glad he's in his bedroom bc he's just wheezing and laughing and crying and instead of replying to Nana, the very first thing he does is spread gossip, sorry. ]

OKAY OKAY OKAY
NO STRIPES EVER IN MY LIFE
I'LL MAKE MY LUSTS FOR BEES PUBLIC
AND WE'LL CELEBRATE
HAPPY?????

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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD KANO-KUN
YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME
YES FINE I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS
THIS IS SO ABSURD
I'M WITH A BEE FUCKER
GREAT
THAT'S MY LIFE NOW
A BIG BANANA AND A BEE FUCKER

[suddenlybees]

I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!
I'M JUST LAUGHING!!
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
A BIG BANANA AND A BEE FUCKER
THAT'S SO FUNNY
RIP NANA-CHAN

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OH
THAT'S... ACTUALLY KIND OF SWEET THAT YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING AT ME
WELL
SORRY I SAID FUCK
AND CALLED YOU A BEE FUCKER
YOU BEE FUCKER YOU >:T

[She's... she's starting to laugh too. And trying to muffle it, by holding a pillow over her mouth.

No, not working, she's doing great big belly laughs and it's really audible.]

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LOL
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT SORRY!!!!!
I CAN HEAR YOU, BANANA-CHAN!!!!!!!

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OMG NO YOU CAN'T
THAT'S KERROGAN

[FLAWLESS LOGIC]

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WHAT'S KERROGAN???????

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MY PET FROG

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YOU NICKNAMED YOUR PET FROG BANANNA-CHAN...?????????

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....is this actually a surprise??? of course I did!!

AND HE'S LAUGHING NOT ME NOPE I'M A SERIOUS BANANA

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How dare Kerrogan laugh at me!!!!!
Looks like I'm going to have to come over there and show that frog who's boss~

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DO IT THEN
SEE THAT HE'S THE ONE LAUGHING
NOT THE BANANA IN QUESTION

[She laughs even harder and starts pounding her fist on the bed.]

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[ There's pounding on her door!!! But instead of speaking, Kano texts back ]

OPEN UP, KERROGAN!!!
NANA-CHAN CAN'T PROTECT YOU FOREVER!!!!!!

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[They're so lucky Minako's not here yet.

Nana starts laughing harder at the text. She drops her phone and gets up, scrambling towards the door, and calls through it:]

Kerrogan, you have to--ahaha--hee... hee hee--hop away! It will be... ehehe--aha.. haa haa--

A ribbiting chase!

[She falls against the wall next to the door, laughing again.]

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[ Every time somebody makes a pun, Kano gets punched in the gut because ELLIE WOULD LOVE THIS. Instead, he breathes out a laugh and starts unscrewing the doorknob to Nana's door, he doesn't need her to open it to get inside. ]

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[Nana looks up mid-laugh, and seems... confused?

Is he taking apart her door?

She keeps giggling and manages, fumblingly, to open the door. While he's unscrewing the doorknob. Which means the door swings open.

And he's holding the doorknob in his hand.

Nana looks down at the unscrewed doorknob, up to Kano, and then breaks out in a giggle fit again, falling onto her butt, and laughing uproariously on the ground.]