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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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so it's going to be a grand old time

the time in which everyone knows you just pranked me which is kind of what you do

and don't harbor secret lusts for a bee

it's a celebration kano-kun

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[ He's glad he's in his bedroom bc he's just wheezing and laughing and crying and instead of replying to Nana, the very first thing he does is spread gossip, sorry. ]

OKAY OKAY OKAY
NO STRIPES EVER IN MY LIFE
I'LL MAKE MY LUSTS FOR BEES PUBLIC
AND WE'LL CELEBRATE
HAPPY?????

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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD KANO-KUN
YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME
YES FINE I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS
THIS IS SO ABSURD
I'M WITH A BEE FUCKER
GREAT
THAT'S MY LIFE NOW
A BIG BANANA AND A BEE FUCKER

[suddenlybees]

I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU!!!!
I'M JUST LAUGHING!!
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY
A BIG BANANA AND A BEE FUCKER
THAT'S SO FUNNY
RIP NANA-CHAN

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OH
THAT'S... ACTUALLY KIND OF SWEET THAT YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING AT ME
WELL
SORRY I SAID FUCK
AND CALLED YOU A BEE FUCKER
YOU BEE FUCKER YOU >:T

[She's... she's starting to laugh too. And trying to muffle it, by holding a pillow over her mouth.

No, not working, she's doing great big belly laughs and it's really audible.]

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LOL
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE THAT SORRY!!!!!
I CAN HEAR YOU, BANANA-CHAN!!!!!!!

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OMG NO YOU CAN'T
THAT'S KERROGAN

[FLAWLESS LOGIC]

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WHAT'S KERROGAN???????

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MY PET FROG

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YOU NICKNAMED YOUR PET FROG BANANNA-CHAN...?????????

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....is this actually a surprise??? of course I did!!

AND HE'S LAUGHING NOT ME NOPE I'M A SERIOUS BANANA

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How dare Kerrogan laugh at me!!!!!
Looks like I'm going to have to come over there and show that frog who's boss~

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DO IT THEN
SEE THAT HE'S THE ONE LAUGHING
NOT THE BANANA IN QUESTION

[She laughs even harder and starts pounding her fist on the bed.]

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[ There's pounding on her door!!! But instead of speaking, Kano texts back ]

OPEN UP, KERROGAN!!!
NANA-CHAN CAN'T PROTECT YOU FOREVER!!!!!!

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[They're so lucky Minako's not here yet.

Nana starts laughing harder at the text. She drops her phone and gets up, scrambling towards the door, and calls through it:]

Kerrogan, you have to--ahaha--hee... hee hee--hop away! It will be... ehehe--aha.. haa haa--

A ribbiting chase!

[She falls against the wall next to the door, laughing again.]

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[ Every time somebody makes a pun, Kano gets punched in the gut because ELLIE WOULD LOVE THIS. Instead, he breathes out a laugh and starts unscrewing the doorknob to Nana's door, he doesn't need her to open it to get inside. ]

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[Nana looks up mid-laugh, and seems... confused?

Is he taking apart her door?

She keeps giggling and manages, fumblingly, to open the door. While he's unscrewing the doorknob. Which means the door swings open.

And he's holding the doorknob in his hand.

Nana looks down at the unscrewed doorknob, up to Kano, and then breaks out in a giggle fit again, falling onto her butt, and laughing uproariously on the ground.]

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[ This is absolutely what he does, sticking the doorknob into his pocket and now she's never getting it back, and switching it for his phone and snapping a picture of her losing her shit.

Then he crosses the room uninhibited, props his elbows up over Kerrogan's tank, and smiles. ]

I'm here to take a hostage, Nana-chan~ You can't save him.

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Oh my god, Kano-kun, you jerk!

[She's laughing and grinning while she says it. She laughs too hard to get up easily, doubled over while on the ground. She grabs at her chair, and it just rolls away from her desk.

And Kerrogan looks up at Kano, as he sits still and largely expressionless on a lily pad. Rrrrribbit.

Nana crawls towards Kano on the ground. She needs to stand up and rescue Kerrogan. But she is laughing too hard to stand up on her own power. So instead she ends up kinda half-groveling, half-laughing behind him.]

Noooo! You can't have him! He still has a long froggie life ahead of him! Take me instead!

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[ if only his phone wasn't ancient and actually had video capability, this would be going up on all social media sites that he knows of. Instead, Kano hops up onto the table the tank rests on and sits down on the edge of the glass, looking down at the both of them while he makes his judgement. ]

Are you sure you want to sacrifice yourself in his stead? You'll be mine, after all~ With no escape~

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Th-that's...

[She's giggling a bit less -- but she's still smiling enough that the normally flawless performance has a few cracks. She has her hand over her heart, and her expression's gravity shifts into a smile, before she catches herself.]

I'll do it for Kerrogan! The best frog there ever was...

[suddenlybees]

...Alright~!! Kerrogan lives for another day! [ He jabs a finger at the tank, because he's not above bullying animals, ig ] Don't forget this sacrifice Nana-chan's made for you, okay?!

[ With that done, he hops off the table and holds his hand out to Nana— straight out like he's asking to shake hands, not holding hands like they used to. ]

It's like that~ I'll spare his life, as long as you do what I say~ Alright? Deal?

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[Kerrogan gives Kano a steely eyed froggy look.

It is a look that says, "Just try it." Unfortunately, it's at Kano's back after he hopped away, and Nana is looking at him. She cracks a smile, and then she reaches a hand up, clasping his in a handshake.

Also she uses it to pull herself to her feet. Then:] Deal!

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[ Alright, up she goes...! Once she's on her feet, Kano takes his hand back and stuffs them into his pockets, because he's really got to set something straight here. ]

Nana-chan, are you taking Avery's class? On daemon contracts?

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[She blinks -- it takes a second to catch up to the question. Is she?

No.

Should she be? Yes. Yes, she absolutely should. But she's careful to not let that show on her face.]

No... I'm afraid not?