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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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[suddenlybees]

Did you get me light up sneakers?????????

[deuteranope]

closer

[suddenlybees]

Oh my god you bought me moon shoes

[deuteranope]

no longer close

I will say I got boots that are essentially moon shoes but that shit's mine you can't have them

[suddenlybees]

Stingy~
But if you have moon shoe boots, you should wear them all the time!
You can bounce around everywhere!!!
You can kick somebody in the face and it'll be just be for fun!!

[deuteranope]

kicking somebody in the face is almost always just for fun

[suddenlybees]

When's the 1% when it's not just for fun?

[deuteranope]

I'm not gonna just fucking forget why I texted you you know

[suddenlybees]

Forgetting and stalling are the same thing~
But come on, Mav, I don't need shoes or anything like that!
You know I'm always lying around doing nothing, so it'll just be wasted on me-
Ellie's always running around everywhere, so get her some new kicks!

[deuteranope]

you don't wanna get places without walking?

[suddenlybees]

PORTAL BOOTS

[deuteranope]

I don't have the fucking money for portal boots you stupid piece of shit

[suddenlybees]

Portal slippers

[deuteranope]

next time I see you I'm gonna fucking steal every shoe you got because you've made getting you shoes so fucking difficult

no shoes for you ever again

[suddenlybees]

Joke's on you, I only have one pair and I'm going to superglue these boots to my feet and you'll never be able to get them off me.

[deuteranope]

the skin can come with

[suddenlybees]

Skin doesn't come off like that!!!

[deuteranope]

I have my ways

[suddenlybees]

Relinquish your evil ways and turn to the path of light

[deuteranope]

nah

[suddenlybees]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

please donate the skin samples to science

[deuteranope]

you got it

[...]

is that what you'd want? if you died before the world got fucked, I mean

[suddenlybees]

For you to skin my feet???

[deuteranope]

for your body to be donated to science dipshit

[suddenlybees]

If the world's ending, science isn't going to have enough time to do shit.
Just throw my body to the wolves or something.
Unless it's like, magically contaminated or something, then don't do that--
Can you digest magic? Is it no good if it's magically contaminated??
I don't know this stuff, Mav, you gotta tell me.