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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

[deuteranope]

for your body to be donated to science dipshit

[suddenlybees]

If the world's ending, science isn't going to have enough time to do shit.
Just throw my body to the wolves or something.
Unless it's like, magically contaminated or something, then don't do that--
Can you digest magic? Is it no good if it's magically contaminated??
I don't know this stuff, Mav, you gotta tell me.

[deuteranope]

think it depends on the magic but most cases would be fine

mama ain't gonna let that happen you know that
I'll let her know your fucking funeral plan's same as mine though: whatever the fuck she wants to do

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, dead people don't care, so she can do whatever the fuck.
But, hey, what's going on over there that we're doing last wills and testaments here??
Am I going to live long enough to even break in a new pair of shoes??????

[deuteranope]

you're the one that fucking asked me if you'd see your next bday

just thinking about shit and how it's good to be prepared, don't fucking worry about it

[suddenlybees]

And your answer didn't instill me with confidence!!!
That one doesn't either!!
I'll let you buy me footwear if my life expectancy is somewhere between 1 to 2 years, but that's final!
So what's it going to be??

[deuteranope]

so if I don’t buy you shoes you promise to live longer?

[suddenlybees]

That, or I might die in less than a year~
But you won't get anywhere if you don't take chances!!

[deuteranope]

I won't buy them and think optimistic thoughts
wanna see the fucking shoes anyway?

[suddenlybees]

We both win~
But yeah! I want to see!!

[deuteranope]

> zoomshoes.jpg

see even got your favorite food on em

[suddenlybees]

[ WHEELIES ]

Holy shit Mav, I love eating dinosaurs!!!!!

[deuteranope]

that wouldn't surprise me either

[suddenlybees]

You should get a 41 and Ellie will grow into them~

[deuteranope]

[pfh. Stupid.]

and I suppose I should order two pairs right away just in case
since she's so rough and tumble n all

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, two pairs!!
One in her size right now and the other for when she grows into it!!!

[ And, naturally, Kano will have to break them in for her so they're nice and soft and easy to speed around with ]

[deuteranope]

[Yeah, that's what he figured.]

think I can do that
but maybe in exchange you could stop giving me such a hard fucking time when it comes to this shit in the future?

[suddenlybees]

No deal

So are you going to buy one for yourself too??
You and Ellie could find a large hill to zoom down on!
I want to push you off the hill!!!

[deuteranope]

[He didn’t expect otherwise, but he’s still disappointed.]

sure so you can push me off the hill