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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

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[suddenlybees]

Portal slippers

[deuteranope]

next time I see you I'm gonna fucking steal every shoe you got because you've made getting you shoes so fucking difficult

no shoes for you ever again

[suddenlybees]

Joke's on you, I only have one pair and I'm going to superglue these boots to my feet and you'll never be able to get them off me.

[deuteranope]

the skin can come with

[suddenlybees]

Skin doesn't come off like that!!!

[deuteranope]

I have my ways

[suddenlybees]

Relinquish your evil ways and turn to the path of light

[deuteranope]

nah

[suddenlybees]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

please donate the skin samples to science

[deuteranope]

you got it

[...]

is that what you'd want? if you died before the world got fucked, I mean

[suddenlybees]

For you to skin my feet???

[deuteranope]

for your body to be donated to science dipshit

[suddenlybees]

If the world's ending, science isn't going to have enough time to do shit.
Just throw my body to the wolves or something.
Unless it's like, magically contaminated or something, then don't do that--
Can you digest magic? Is it no good if it's magically contaminated??
I don't know this stuff, Mav, you gotta tell me.

[deuteranope]

think it depends on the magic but most cases would be fine

mama ain't gonna let that happen you know that
I'll let her know your fucking funeral plan's same as mine though: whatever the fuck she wants to do

[suddenlybees]

Yeah, dead people don't care, so she can do whatever the fuck.
But, hey, what's going on over there that we're doing last wills and testaments here??
Am I going to live long enough to even break in a new pair of shoes??????

[deuteranope]

you're the one that fucking asked me if you'd see your next bday

just thinking about shit and how it's good to be prepared, don't fucking worry about it

[suddenlybees]

And your answer didn't instill me with confidence!!!
That one doesn't either!!
I'll let you buy me footwear if my life expectancy is somewhere between 1 to 2 years, but that's final!
So what's it going to be??

[deuteranope]

so if I don’t buy you shoes you promise to live longer?

[suddenlybees]

That, or I might die in less than a year~
But you won't get anywhere if you don't take chances!!

[deuteranope]

I won't buy them and think optimistic thoughts
wanna see the fucking shoes anyway?

[suddenlybees]

We both win~
But yeah! I want to see!!

[deuteranope]

> zoomshoes.jpg

see even got your favorite food on em

[suddenlybees]

[ WHEELIES ]

Holy shit Mav, I love eating dinosaurs!!!!!

[deuteranope]

that wouldn't surprise me either

[suddenlybees]

You should get a 41 and Ellie will grow into them~