[ His eyes are squeezed tight and he can't see shit but he can imagine what it's supposed to be, a blur of black road where if he falls he will immediately get skinned. ]
Okay, focus on that. If you know what it feels like when it's steady, then you'll be able to tell when you're off-center. That's the first thing for riding a bike.
[At least a normal bike, but he's pretty sure you can apply it to all two-wheeled vehicles. And unicycles, probably?]
[ ...Kano cracks an eye open but mmm, nope, it's just a blur to him and he's sure being off-centered will also be a blue except maybe the ground gets replaced by the sky real soon. ]
[ That's something he has to tell Kano, because he immediately grips the brakes and locks the wheels of the bike and the entire thing tips over face first. ]
Yuya hollers as the bike goes forward because Odd-Eyes definitely doesn't stop, he keeps running until the dug yanks the rope right out of his claws leaving both Kano and Yuya at the mercy of summersaulting forward with the bike.
He stops eventually, turning around with a quizzical sound.]
[ He can at least break the bike's fall with his body!!! it's worth that much more than him, and it doesn't occur to Kano to let go of the bike even when his feet lift off the pedals and himself off the seat, so if Yuya's still hanging onto Kano who is still hanging onto the bike, they're all going to faceplant together.
But
As long as Yuya's still hanging onto Kano, he won't feel any pain. There's blood and bruises!!! But no pain. Small blessings. ]
[They are absolutely going to faceplant together, Yuya clinging in a final desperate attempt to keep from going into the air before they're tossed forward anyway, everything spins until he hits the pavement and they skid forward.
He releases his grip, rolling over onto his back with a groan.] Ugh...
[ The moment Yuya releases his grip, all the pain comes slamming into him all at once, while Kano keeps himself blissfully numb to things, sitting up and checking his arms and legs to make sure no bone's sticking out where there isn't supposed to be, and then looking over Yuya for the same. ]
Still alive? You're okay, right, Yuya?!? Here, you take the front seat this time...
[Yuya hisses in pain, squeezing his eyes shut and just staying still for a moment before he opens them again and lifts his head. He's definitely bleeding from scraping against the pavement on his cheek and arms, and one of them is probably going to bruise like hell the next day. His hip hurts too.]
Ow... [He pushes himself up, rubbing the back of his head.] I--think I'll be okay. Are you...? [He gives Kano a once-over. He had a lot less bare skin, at least.] And the bike?
[ Kano hops up onto his feet like there's nothing wrong with him at all. So long as his body doesn't register the pain, it won't collapse, it's fine. His clothes are a mess, but a once-over with an illusion fixes that up, and the same with the scratches and dents in the bike. ]
I'm good, it's good~!! Come on, up you go~
[ He extends a hand to Yuya- he can try and heal up any gaping wounds to stop the bleeding while he makes contact, but anything more than that's going to take time. ]
[Yuya can't see through the illusion, but he can see it happen right in front of him. He purses his lips before taking Kano's hand and easing himself to his feet, looking around.]
We're pretty far out... you don't want to stop for a moment?
[ Still holding onto Yuya's hand, he hauls him over towards the bike. Yuya can stand it upright and wheel it over while Kano pretends it's too heavy for him and not on wheels. ]
No, it's more... it seems like you're not strong enough to handle one. [He leans it against a tree, carefully.] Otherwise, how are you going to get up when you fall?
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It's not even about being hurt, it's about touching and ughhhhhhh
Kano holds his breath and sits as still and stiff as he can. He also closes his eyes. ]
Alright, alright, we're good...!
[ If Yuya's going to want to steer, he's going to have to move Kano's arms for him. ]
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Yuya sighs and eases his grip a little, pausing to be sure that now that Kano's still (stiff) that they seem to be steady.
Thank god.] There... do you see how the bike feels under you like this?
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[ His eyes are squeezed tight and he can't see shit but he can imagine what it's supposed to be, a blur of black road where if he falls he will immediately get skinned. ]
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[At least a normal bike, but he's pretty sure you can apply it to all two-wheeled vehicles. And unicycles, probably?]
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How do you stop a bike.
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[And maybe tell Odd-Eyes before he yanks a wheel-locked bike and sends them flying.]
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Yuya hollers as the bike goes forward because Odd-Eyes definitely doesn't stop, he keeps running until the dug yanks the rope right out of his claws leaving both Kano and Yuya at the mercy of summersaulting forward with the bike.
He stops eventually, turning around with a quizzical sound.]
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But
As long as Yuya's still hanging onto Kano, he won't feel any pain. There's blood and bruises!!! But no pain. Small blessings. ]
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He releases his grip, rolling over onto his back with a groan.] Ugh...
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Still alive? You're okay, right, Yuya?!? Here, you take the front seat this time...
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Ow... [He pushes himself up, rubbing the back of his head.] I--think I'll be okay. Are you...? [He gives Kano a once-over. He had a lot less bare skin, at least.] And the bike?
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I'm good, it's good~!! Come on, up you go~
[ He extends a hand to Yuya- he can try and heal up any gaping wounds to stop the bleeding while he makes contact, but anything more than that's going to take time. ]
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We're pretty far out... you don't want to stop for a moment?
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[ Doesn't matter to Kano. He also doesn't let go of Yuya's hand first. Longer he can hold it, more he can heal. ]
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[ Still holding onto Yuya's hand, he hauls him over towards the bike. Yuya can stand it upright and wheel it over while Kano pretends it's too heavy for him and not on wheels. ]
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And when he doesn't Yuya rolls his eyes and starts to steer it off the path himself.] Maybe a motorbike was a bad idea for you...
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[ Tenacity is important, Yuya!!! ]
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I'm strong enough! I totally am!! Didn't I get up just now?
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Won't you come to my aid whenever I call?
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... But if it's because you can't pick up your own bike I'm going to take it. You're too old not to learn to take care of your things.
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