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[suddenlybees]

Shuuya Kano
UN: mekakushisan

STATUS: student y11

ACCOLADES: none!!!

BIO: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

© TESSISAMESS

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[suddenlybees]

[ He almost lets go of Yuya's hand in indignation, but settles for shaking it a little. ]

I'm strong enough! I totally am!! Didn't I get up just now?

[hippocarnival]

The motorbike's heavier than you are. [Yuya lets his hand hang limp as it's shaken.] I won't always be around to pick it up for you!

[suddenlybees]

[ Something something helicopter blades ]

Won't you come to my aid whenever I call?

[hippocarnival]

[Yuya leans his hip against the bike and offers Kano a shining smile..] Of course I will, Kano.

... But if it's because you can't pick up your own bike I'm going to take it. You're too old not to learn to take care of your things.

[suddenlybees]

Nooooooo!! [ He laughs and whines in the same breath, letting go of Yuya's hand to dramatically fling himself on top of the bike and clutch it for dear life. ] I'm taking care of it, I'll find a way!!!!!

[ He will have to call Maverick and hope he's as strong as Yuya. ]

[hippocarnival]

[It is not even that heavy.]

That's right! [Yuya's grin turns devilish.] I'll learn how to ride it, and you'll see it every day! So learn to handle your bike, okay?

[suddenlybees]

[ It's big and therefore heavy, especially when all you're used to carrying is a bag of groceries, maybe.

I can't believe Kano's being bullied into learning how to ride a bike, but okay. He sticks his tongue out at Yuya. ]

I'm going to! You won't ever get your hands on my bike— next time you see it, I'll be racing circles around you!

[hippocarnival]

You'd better prove it to me! [Yuya sticks his tongue out in return.

And then just puts his hands on the bike. Ha ha ha.]

[suddenlybees]

Hands off, mister!!!!!

[ He takes hold of Yuya's wrists to pry them off his bike, as if he's strong enough to overpower Yuya in any way, ever. ]

[hippocarnival]

[Yuya presses harder, locking his elbows so he isn't easy to move at all.] Come on, you have to at least be strong enough to move me! I probably weigh half as much!

[suddenlybees]

Ohhhhhh-- [ Kano leans his entire weight into Yuya, but doesn't do much more to push. ]

I think you gotta lay off those cookies for a while, Yu~ya! Odd-Eyes!! Next time you see Yuya eating sweets, make sure to eat 'em all for him!!!

[hippocarnival]

Hey now. [Yuya puffs his cheeks, pushing his weight back against Kano.] This is all muscle! That's why I'm strong enough to carry you and your bike.

[suddenlybees]

Yeah? Let's see you try~ How 'bout I sit on the bike and you pull me along? We'll give Odd-Eyes a break!

[ Maybe the trick to not falling is to go slow... He'll troubleshoot this somehow. ]

[hippocarnival]

You'd fall over. [Yuya has zero faith in Kano's ability to balance on the bike alone.] I think we already established you're just too weak.

[suddenlybees]

[ Boo, don't say that. ]

What if Odd-Eyes sits with me? He's plenty strong?

[hippocarnival]

[Yuya snorts. Like Odd-Eyes would even fit on that bike. It'd probably get crushed under him.

He reaches to poke Kano's arm.] You should come work out with me. I don't get up as early at Gongenzaka does, so you don't have to lose sleep.

[suddenlybees]

Mm... The time of day isn't the problem...

[ He's up at odd hours and often naps the afternoon away if there's nothing else going on, so he doesn't mind early mornings in general. It's just. Exercising. When he's weak. He's going to feel like dying for the first two-three months. ]

[hippocarnival]

Then I guess this bike is going to be mine. [Don't wuss out, Kano!!]

[suddenlybees]

...Ugh. Alright, bud, you asked for it!!! You're now obligated to train me until I'm strong enough to beat you up!!

[ So, like, it'll be forever ]

[hippocarnival]

It's on! [He holds his hand out to shake Kano's.] We'll start Monday. Don't worry, I'm not as intense as Bonbon.

[That would probably, really kill Kano.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Instead of a handshake, Kano hooks his pinkie with Yuya's. Force of habit. ]

Monday, alright! Just bang on your ceiling any time, and I'll be down~

[ He lasts three days and then unleashes Kagerou hell bc he can't take it anymore ]

[hippocarnival]

[Yeah it might get disrupted from the whole murdering thing.

Yuya laughs and agrees to the pinkie swear, shaking it a a little anyway before he flops back against the ground. Time for a rest before they head back.]