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[Yuya unwinds his arms so he can push Kano's shoulder.]

Because he doesn't like me that way. And I wouldn't be a good match for someone like him.

[ ...No, no, he shouldn't say anything else, it's not his place. He sits up a little straighter, and leans forward. ]

Bzzztt!! Not a good reason! Now, spill, if you were to go out with two other people, who would it be? It could just be for fun!

[ Getting the topic off Gongenzaka is a mercy, Kano thinks, but we'll see. ]

[Yuya looks at Kano flatly and then reaches to try and pinch Kano's cheeks and pull on them. What's not a good reason, punk?]

[ Kano splutters and laughs and pulls out of the way. It's not a good reason!!! Taking yourself out of the running just 'cause you think the other person doesn't like you, you don't know that. ]

Haha, come on and tell me, Yu~ya!! I'm a good secret keeper!

You have to tell me two people first. [That's the rule he's making, none of this justifying himself! He doubts either of them want to hear about how Yuya messed up and will never he able to make Gongenzaka happy after he's the reason for his trauma.]

[ Yuya would be right, Kano doesn't want to hear that sort of serious roadblock, that's not something he can tease Yuya about and not something he can use, either. ]

He~h, that's hard for me, you know? Does it have to be people?

[ He's a bee fucker. A ready excuse so he doesn't have to name names. ]

Yes. [And if he doesn't answer seriously, then Yuya doesn't have to answer seriously in return. He's decided that.]

[ Damn it, he should have just gone with the bees and not give Yuya the option. ]

Person one: Nana-chan. Person two: Kido. Your turn~

[ Somebody Yuya already knows, and somebody he won't ever know. Kano has nothing to lose, giving these answers, and no obligation to elaborate. ]

[Yuya sticks his tongue out. He should have specified Nana didn't count. And he doesn't know the other person.

Yuya rolls his eyes up. Picking names of people they don't know, huh?] Dennis and Nakamaru Yuichi.

[A student no longer at the Academy, and a boy band idol.]

[ Dennis... What a common name, and he has no idea who that is. ]

Nakamaru Yuichi, huh... Yeah, same. I'll take that.

[Yuya snorts and leans back on his hands. Give a stupid answer, get a stupid answer in return.]

[ One of them was a serious answer, though???? He would date Nana... but he's also sworn off dating for the foreseeable future, it's a bad idea, it's not happening.

He goes ahead and flops over onto his back, staring up at the high cliffs surrounding them, sky up above. ]

If I sleep out here, can you make sure I don't freeze and die?

So, you mean I have to sleep out here with you? [Or stay up all night watching him, which is an even shorter stick (in reality, he'd probably just tell Odd-Eyes to do it).]

Haha, no way, you're not allowed to fall asleep!

[ He has to stand guard and guard him from the guards, that's Yuya's job. ]

I'm counting on you~

And how long are you expecting me to watch you?! [Wait, is he going to fall asleep now? Maybe Yuya should just carry him back.]

[ Kano laughs, because yeah, he's going to fall asleep now, after just having woken up from a four week nap. ]

I'm thinking maybe fourteen hours? That ice cream should be enough to tide you over until then~

[ Yuya can't even complain about being hungry and wanting to go back. ]

No way! You have a room to sleep fourteen hours in!

Aaaaand I have a mountain to sleep fourteen hours in too! I chose a spot with a nice view for you, I'm not unreasonable!

Fourteen hours is unreasonable if I can't sleep too! I don't even have cell service out here. [Whine whine.

He'll give Kano a chance to relent, otherwise force may be necessary.]

We'll take turns and I'll look after you for the next fourteen hours!

[ He laughs, patting the snow on the ground next to him. Sit down, Yuya. ]

'sides, don't you have games or something on your phone to pass the time? There are plenty that don't need internet access, and stuff. Or maybe you can hang out with the guards and chat with them?

Why do I have to watch you sleep when they're here, anyway? They can't let you freeze to death either.

[He folds his arms, not even wearing a jacket so if anyone is going to freeze to death, it's going to be him.]

[ Sucks to be Yuya. This is why Kano has his jacket on at all times. ]'

If I froze to death out here, won't it just make their job easier?

[ Don't think the guards are here to keep Kano from dying. It's the other way around. They're here to keep him from killing people. And they're going to fail at that. ]

No, they'd probably lose their jobs because they sucked at looking after the person they're guarding and let them die.

[They're glorified babysitters, honestly. And Yuya's not playing the joke about dying game with Kano after that wish.]

Hahaha, how pitiful! I was hoping they could find better jobs than this!

[ He's sure they won't lose their jobs completely; they'll find better ones, things they're actually trained for and find worth doing. ]

Aah, well. At least sit next to me for a little while, so I don't freeze. It'll just be a short nap. Three hours.

[Yuya pushes Kano's shoulder before flopping down beside him. Which is a mistake because the snow starts to soak into his shirt.] .... Thirty minutes.

[He's not sure he'll last longer.]

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