you ever just have so much shit happening that even at the good shit you're like "what the fuck this is a fucking lot what is fucking going on" we livin in noverwhelmber this month
Yeah! Like when you're tracking a package that says it's delivered but it's NOT so you have to go out and find it yourself but it's raining and there's worms everywhere and you accidentally step on a worm and it's suuuuuper gross and you waste all day running around with no progress except you're pissed and hungry and the cafeteria runs out of chocolate pudding and that's the last straw!!! You've had it with Noverwhelmer!!!!! Like that.
exactly you might get the thing you ordered but fuck everything anyway it's all just so fucking much you wonder if online delivery is worth it noverwhelmber def ain't worth it that's for fucking sure
Yeah! From now on, I'm only going to send and accept packages by carrier pigeon! Technology can't be relied on anymore and birds won't let me down! Which do you think is better for flying: a French pigeon or a Canadian pigeon?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm OKOKOK we're going to do it like this: You send me Pigeon A and Pigeon B and Pigeon C so they can all be friends and take a little road trip together to make a delivery and I'll send back Pigeon B and Pigeon C to you and you send back Pigeon B and Pigeon C and Pigeon D with whatever else and then Pigeon C and Pigeon D are coming back to you and we'll take turns like this!
It's a rare occurrence, but not impossible!! Savor the day while I'm still in critical thinky mode~ If you need anything critically thought, run them by me before it's gone!
[ Kano, staring at his hands: you haven't outed me yet after all this time, have you, Ramona... Maybe Maverick already knows about the demon thing. He's smart. But also colorblind, so who knows. ]
Congrats on the robot. Anyways!! different things matter to different people, right? If I told you I'm scared of heights and feel like passing out every time I have to be on a plane to go somewhere, would you think it's stupid? ...maybe idk But the POINT IS, it matters to me and everybody else can suck it.
[He's not too stupid that he doesn't know Kano's Contracted, that's for certain.]
gee thanks
[Genuinely, though, thanks... Telling people is scary because he has to do it flippantly or others are gonna give him shit about it, but that also makes it more likely that people won't take it seriously. It feels like a serious, stupid thing, though.]
that's different though? I mean... if your favorite place was a plane on the ground then it fucking went up to the sky and you didn't know anymore that would be like that I guess??
Yeah, see, it's the same thing!! Planes on the ground are cool and should stay on the ground but then it goes ahead and blasts off into the sky and it's just ?!?!!?!??!?!
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we livin in noverwhelmber this month
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Like when you're tracking a package that says it's delivered but it's NOT
so you have to go out and find it yourself but it's raining
and there's worms everywhere and you accidentally step on a worm and it's suuuuuper gross
and you waste all day running around with no progress except you're pissed and hungry
and the cafeteria runs out of chocolate pudding and that's the last straw!!!
You've had it with Noverwhelmer!!!!!
Like that.
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you might get the thing you ordered but fuck everything anyway it's all just so fucking much you wonder if online delivery is worth it
noverwhelmber def ain't worth it that's for fucking sure
[Weirdly, he's already feeling a bit better.]
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From now on, I'm only going to send and accept packages by carrier pigeon!
Technology can't be relied on anymore and birds won't let me down!
Which do you think is better for flying:
a French pigeon or a Canadian pigeon?
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also birds are literally all assholes
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That makes the French ones are bigger assholes, right?
Gotta go with French!
Send me a good one!
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do I have to send a pigeon by pigeon post or just the fucking pigeon to get it to you
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You can't just send one!
They'll get lonely!
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OKOKOK we're going to do it like this:
You send me Pigeon A and Pigeon B and Pigeon C so they can all be friends and take a little road trip together to make a delivery
and I'll send back Pigeon B and Pigeon C to you
and you send back Pigeon B and Pigeon C and Pigeon D with whatever else
and then Pigeon C and Pigeon D are coming back to you
and we'll take turns like this!
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Savor the day while I'm still in critical thinky mode~
If you need anything critically thought, run them by me before it's gone!
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shit's stupid, don't worry about it
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What's the confidence threshold you need from me before you spill?
Confidence threshold might not be the right term
but you get what I mean.
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it's really fucking stupid?
a friend told me she's a vampire
I know that shit don't matter to some people but
I dunno
and then I'm like it really shouldn't fucking matter given I'm fucking dating a robot apparently
SHIT'S STUPID
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Maybe Maverick already knows about the demon thing. He's smart. But also colorblind, so who knows. ]
Congrats on the robot.
Anyways!! different things matter to different people, right?
If I told you I'm scared of heights and feel like passing out every time I have to be on a plane to go somewhere, would you think it's stupid?
...maybe idk
But the POINT IS, it matters to me and everybody else can suck it.
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gee thanks
[Genuinely, though, thanks... Telling people is scary because he has to do it flippantly or others are gonna give him shit about it, but that also makes it more likely that people won't take it seriously. It feels like a serious, stupid thing, though.]
that's different though?
I mean... if your favorite place was a plane on the ground then it fucking went up to the sky and you didn't know anymore that would be like that
I guess??
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Planes on the ground are cool and should stay on the ground but then it goes ahead and blasts off into the sky and it's just ?!?!!?!??!?!
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I dunno it's a big fucking headache
much like being on a plane I guess
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Where's it going?
Is it landing soon?
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